Monthly Archives: January, 2018

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

Trump Says President Of Guam Helped Him Write State Of The Union Address

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today President Trump told reporters in the Oval Office he wanted...

Report: California Man Smokes Legal Weed And Nothing Out Of The Ordinary Happens

RAIN CANYON, CALIFORNIA -- Authorities in California are confirming that over the weekend a...

Barack Obama To Live Tweet Trump’s State Of The Union

Mr. Obama is using this as a chance to work out some comedy material.

Trump And Stephen Miller Still Searching For Perfect Racist Joke To Open State Of The Union

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With just hours to go before one of the biggest moments...

Historians Discover George Washington’s Long Lost Weed Stash

FREDERICKSBERG, VIRGINIA -- In an extremely unforeseen development, President George Washington's personal cache of...

Tearful Eric Trump Demands To Know If Stormy Daniels Is His New Sister

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the Trump family say that this weekend, an...

Hipster Will Only Do Challenge With Non-GMO Tide Pods

He's very specific about what he'll put in his body.

Trump Says He Didn’t Try To Fire Mueller, The President Of Puerto Rico Did

DAVOS, SWITZERLAND -- Yesterday, The New York Times dropped a bombshell report on the Trump administration,...

Nunes FISA Memo Leaks Show It Was Written In Crayon With Tiny Hands

#ReleaseTheMemo has been trending in right-wing circles for days.

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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...