Monthly Archives: November, 2017

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

After Tax Vote Announcement, John McCain’s Tumor Considers Joining The Resistance

"I really thought he was a maverick, but it turns out he's just a shill."

Local Republican Realizes He Hasn’t Blamed Anything On Obama in 9 Months

"I can just blame him for everything Trump screws up."

Report: Obama Still Secretly Questions Trump’s Human Birth Certificate

A BUNKER DEEP BELOW SOROS-NET, INC. -- Secretly recorded meetings between former President Barack...

Trump Supporter Recovering From Honeymoon Groin Injuries After Marrying AR-15

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- On the most recent episode of popular right-wing podcast and YouTube channel...

TIME Offers Trump New, Slightly Different “Participation Award”

"Frankly, we thought it would be an insult to both garbage and people if we didn't give this one to Trump."

Conservative Startup Offering ‘Yuge’ Reward For Trading In Race, Gender, Sexual Identity Cards

National Nativism and Ammo, a new startup Bible and Constitution printing company that also...

Trump Honors Tuskegee Airmen And Calls Obama “The Previous White House Ni**er”

"I didn't know you guys liked to fly; thought it was one of those things like swimming with you?"

Tilapia Lahren Wants NASA To Rename Black Holes Because ‘All Holes Matter’

"We all know that black holes are no different than the KKK."

Town Pervert Hopes To Get Trump’s Endorsement One Day

"If he's gonna go around endorsing perverts, I wanted to get in line."

Area Moron Turns Off 24/7 Uranium One Coverage, Explains Why Trump Is Right: Everyone Except Fox News Is Fake

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and his hometown's favorite moron, Jethro Bohiggins,...

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...