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Monthly Archives: October, 2017
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
Criminal Justice
Cop Stops Beating Black Man Long Enough to Agree With Trump That NFL Players Are Disrespectful Jerks
"What are they even protesting, anyway?"
October 23, 2017
MAGA News
Trump Rushed to Hospital to Remove Myeshia Johnson’s Foot from His Rectum
No amount of tweeting would get Ms. Johnson's foot out of his presidential posterior.
October 23, 2017
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VP Pence Clarifies: “I Said I Hope All The Gays Are Well-Hung”
"I prolly think about butt sex more than people who are currently engaging in butt sex."
October 22, 2017
Sports
President Trump Wants Congress to Strip NFL and Its Players of First Amendment Rights
"That arcane constitution really should be reviewed."
October 22, 2017
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John Kelly Demands Rep. Wilson Stop Disrespecting Fake 4-Star General Fox News Contributor
"We should honor these men who didn't serve but pretended to."
October 21, 2017
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Sarah Sanders Drinks Diarrhea, Punches Nun and Jumps Off Brooklyn Bridge Because Kelly Told Her To
"Questioning a 4-star general is very inappropriate."
October 20, 2017
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President Trump Orders Different Color Crayon For Drafting Fourth Muslim Ban
"This time he's going to use a black crayon."
October 20, 2017
World News
Iraq War Casualty Says George W. Bush Anti-Trump Speech Makes His Death ‘Way Less Unjustified’
"It was nice to hear the same kind of lofty rhetoric he used with a bunch of lies to go the very war that cost me my life."
October 20, 2017
MAGA News
Sources: Trump’s Bone Spurs Flared Up During John Kelly’s Emotional Plea to Not Politicize US Casualties That Politicized US Casualties
"Luckily his normal productivity and work ethic won't be impacted one bit."
October 20, 2017
World News
McCain Offers to Teach John Kelly What ‘Disrespecting Vets Looks Like’ Using His Boss’s Words
"You work for a man who is routinely disrespectful of everyone, veterans included."
October 20, 2017
MAGA News
Trump Suggests Black Athletes’ Constitutional Rights Be Reduced By 2/5
"I'm not saying all urbans. I'm saying SOME urbans."
October 19, 2017
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Trump Has First Lady’s Cabinet Seat Removed, Will Sit on His Lap Instead
"So she'll be super-duper comfortable there."
October 19, 2017
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