Monthly Archives: October, 2017

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

Gowdy: Hillary Clinton is the Center of a Vast Conspiracy to Defeat Herself

"Since when in the hell did Republicans need to worry about their constituents getting mad about wasting taxpayer dollars on political theater?"

John Kelly Wins White House Costume Contest for “Racist, Old, White History Revisionist Asshole” Costume

"Other than all those compromises, what compromises were ever reached on slavery?"

Trump Announces He’s Going as Mid-Level, Truly Hilarious and Handsome Comedian for Halloween

"Can’t you let him have his fun? He has been looking forward to this all year."

Residents of Wisconsin Asked to Choose Respectful Halloween Costumes

MADISON, WISCONSIN  -- As pumpkins are carved, lanterns are lit and children showed videos...

McDonald’s Introduces the McManafort Nothingburger, Which Is Huge and Served With Russian Dressing

OAK BROOK, ILLINOIS -- In order to capitalize on the buzz swirling around the...

Huckabee Sanders: ‘Working For Trump Doesn’t Mean You’re Connected to Trump Just Because Trump Is Your Boss’

"It's really easy to understand if you're not a libtarded cuck."

Gowdy Promises to Get to Bottom of Connection Between Manafort, Clinton, and Benghazi

"The first step is to figure out how it's all Hillary Clinton's fault."

Trump’s Sons Are Going to Scare White House Trick-or-Treaters as ‘Pointy-Headed Ghosts’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning the Trump administration announced that First Sons Donald Jr....

‘Kellyanne, What Language Do They Speak in Argentina?’ asks Trump as Charges Announced in Mueller Probe

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Marking a major day in the ongoing investigation into the Trump...

Hillary Clinton Circling Block Around FBI Headquarters Chanting “Lock Him Up” While Manafort Processed

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort and his longtime...

Putin Asks Trump To Have Army Corp of Engineers Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower

"I won't need no friggin' daily intelligence briefings."

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