September 2017 - Page 2 of 4 - The Political Garbage Chute

President Donald Trump is the first president to use private campaign donations to pay for the legal fees resulting from a criminal probe into his conduct.

September 20, 2017

MAGA News

In Speech to North Korea, Kim Jong-Un Calls Trump “Pocket Rocket Man”

Tensions between North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un and U.S. President Donald Trump are rising, with no sign of abating on the horizon.

September 19, 2017

MAGA News

Hillary Clinton Personally Sews and Sends Paul Manafort an Orange Jumpsuit

With FBI special counselor Robert Mueller breathing down his neck, former Trump campaign spox Paul Manafort may welcome gifts from anyone.

September 19, 2017

MAGA News

Awkward Backstage Emmys Moment When Confused Spicer Attempted Fellatio on Alec Baldwin

A befuddled Sean Spicer, former White House Press Secretary, reportedly tried to give Alec Baldwin a "Lewinksy Special" as Trump calls it.

September 18, 2017

MAGA News

Trump Opens Mar-a-Lago For White Nationalists Displaced By Hurricane Irma

In the wake of Hurricane Irma, and inspired by a former adult magazine executive, President Trump offers Mar-A-Lago to displaced racists.

September 18, 2017

MAGA News

Emmy Producers on Spicer Cameo: All Other Literal Sacks of Lying Shit Had Previous Engagements

The Emmy producers are telling the media this morning that Sean Spicer got a cameo because everyone else in his industry had previous engagements.

September 18, 2017

The Democrats

Woman Finds Copy of Hillary’s Hit List Stuffed Into Copy of “What Happened”

Hillary Clinton's book, "What Happened," is supposed to give us all answers, but did a woman just find more than that stuffed in her copy?

September 17, 2017

MAGA News

Trump Blames Hurricane Charity Check Delay On Not Doing Any Fundraisers For Cancer Kids Recently

Even though no one has seen the million dollar donation that Trump promised to make, Trump says it's coming. He just has to rob some cancer kids first.

September 15, 2017

Pew Pew!