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Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
MAGA News

Trump Orders Statue of Confederate General Covfefe, Hero of Bowling Green, Be Left Intact

The president has issued an executive order protecting one statue erected in honor of a confederate general, and may issue more.
MAGA News

Trump Supporter Visits Germany and Wonders Aloud, “Where Are All The Hitler Statues?”

Tired of all the efforts to pull down Confederate statues, a Trump supporter goes to Germany for inspiration and is confused by what he doesn't see.
MAGA News

Trump: “I Like Generals Who Were Traitors and Lost”

It's easy to understand why Trump is okay with confederate monuments and statues, once you realize the kinds of generals/racists he likes.
MAGA News

Emperor Palpatine: ‘Why Is No One Talking About The Violent Alt-Left Jedi?’

Emperor Palpatine recently told the press that violent alt-left factions of the Jedi Order are just as responsible for their genocide as he is.
Lifestyle

Man Dressed Head-to-Toe in Confederate Flags Worried Removing Statues Erases History

Clem O'Connell is a right-wing podcaster who thinks he sees an attempt to erase history, and his confederate flags aren't helping to ease his worries.
MAGA News

Trump Is Shown Pictures of Hitler and Washington, Can’t Tell Them Apart

It's not just Confederate Generals like Stonewall Jackson or Robert E. Lee that Trump gets confused with George Washington.
MAGA News

Trump Cautions Nation Not to Value Heather Heyer’s Life ‘Too Much More’ Than Statue of Lee

Mourn Heather Heyer, sure. But any good, clean, ammo hoarding, gun toting, liberty loving patriot knows you also HAVE to defend Nazis.
MAGA News

Man Willing to Kill Americans to Protect Monument to Man Who Killed Americans to Keep Blacks Slaves

If there's a confederate monument in a town near you, it might be going away soon. That has one man willing to take your life to stop it.
MAGA News

Steve Bannon Orders Tiki Torches for White House Party Honoring Confederate Victory

One of the president's top advisers wants to throw a party at the White House and he needs a boatload of new tiki torches.
MAGA News

Trump On Charlottesville Attacker: ‘If I Had Another Racist Son, He’d Look Like James Fields’

James Fields, alleged assailant in the Charlottesville car attack that left one woman dead and several others injured, reminds Trump of his sons.
Lifestyle

Hipster Nazi Photographed at Charlottesville White Power Rally Blames ‘Jew-Run Media’ For Being Labeled Racist

One man was caught on camera during a white power rally in Charlottesville, where a vicious, deadly terror attack took place.
MAGA News

Trump Wants Immigration Limited to Women Who Want to Be His Wife One Day

Immigration reform is a tough, messy topic without many easy answers. Unless you're President Donny Trump. Then it's easy AF.
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Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...
MAGA News

The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers

"Did you know there have already been thousands of rape pregnancies as a result...

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