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Monthly Archives: August, 2017
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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George W. Bush Offers to Head Up Trump’s Hurricane Non-Response Team
With Hurricane Harvey pounding the Gulf Coast, an unexpected hero emerges: Former President George W. "Katrina" Bush. Phew!
August 25, 2017
Religion
Pat Robertson Wonders If Hurricane Harvey Caused By Awkward Boner During “Magic Mike” Viewing
The 700 Club's patriarch, Pat Robertson, is afraid that a momentary lack of control over his groin reactions brought on Hurricane Harvey.
August 25, 2017
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Trump Wants U.S. to Sell Mexico the Iraqi WMD to Fund Border Wall
President Trump is so desperate to fund his southern border wall he'll consider selling weapons of mass destruction to our neighbors.
August 24, 2017
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Bill & Ted Plan Excellent Adventure to 2009 So They Can Ask Trump to Tweet Obama Will Resign Early
The two brilliant musical geniuses behind the music of Wyld Stallyns plan to go back in time to convince Trump to resign the presidency.
August 24, 2017
MAGA News
Trump Drinks Bleach, Tucker Carlson Calls It ‘Second Most Impressive Thing’ Any President Has Done
There is nothing Donald Trump does that is wrong, bad, stupid, dangerous, or idiotic. At least according to super unbiased Tucker Carlson.
August 23, 2017
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Neo-Nazi Agrees With Trump: The Media Are The Worst People In America
Everyone knows that the media are the absolutely worst human beings on the planet. Just ask any neo-Nazi you find; they'll tell you.
August 23, 2017
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Trump Says He Was Depressed Not Being The One Blocking All The Light During Eclipse
President Donald J. Trump admitted to aides this morning that he took his eclipse viewer glasses off because he was distracted by his depression.
August 22, 2017
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Soldier In Afghanistan is ‘Completely Reassured’ Having D-List Reality TV Star Commanding Her
Stationed in Afghanistan, this soldier has the utmost confidence in President Donald Trump to guide the army to victory...or something.
August 22, 2017
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Trump Got Advice From His Generals and His Bone Spurs Before Formulating Afghanistan Plan
The Afghanistan War is the longest running conflict in American history. And Donald Trump sought advice from all over the place in ending it.
August 22, 2017
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Trump Orders All Removed Confederate Monuments Replaced With Statues of Vladimir Putin
President Trump has ordered that any statues depicting figures from the Confederate effort in the Civil War be replaced immediately.
August 21, 2017
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Trump Supporter Blind After Ignoring ‘Liberal Conspiracy’ of Science and Staring Directly at Eclipse
A right-wing conservative podcaster and YouTuber is now blind after ignoring warnings and staring directly at today's solar eclipse.
August 21, 2017
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Steve Bannon Comes Out From Under His Bridge With Box of Personal Effects
It's curtains for Steve Bannon as the White House Chief Strategist. We got a firsthand peek into what was in his box of personal items.
August 18, 2017
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
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April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024