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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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Trump Orders Kellyanne Conway to Move White House Microwaves to Secret Gas Chamber Below Bowling Green, Kentucky
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump issued an order to one of his...
April 14, 2017
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Forlorn President Trump Realizes He Hasn’t ‘Grabbed a Single Puss’ Since Being Sworn In
President Trump is finding out the hard way that even though he's the most powerful man in the free world, some things have changed forever.
April 14, 2017
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White House Tiff? Eric Tells Ivanka, ‘You Might Sleep With Dad, But You’re Not My Mom!’
Is there a family feud of sibling rivalries developing in the Trump White House? Sources say Eric and Ivanka hat a spat this morning.
April 14, 2017
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Shock! Jeff Sessions Admits He’s a Member Of the Keebler Klux Klan
Attorney General Jeff Sessions says that his membership in a shadowy group of cookie bakers is really nothing to worry about.
April 13, 2017
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Kushner Begs Ben Carson to Perform Frankenstein Surgery on Trump, Make Him a Smarter Monster
Jared Kushner is desperate to help smarten up his father-in-law and has decided to enlist the HUD Secretary to do so.
April 13, 2017
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Senate Dems Float Bill to Make Public Fantasizing About Incest an Impeachable Offense
A new bill proposed by Senate Democrats would make having dirty, nasty, gross, horrific sexual thoughts about your own daughter Impeachable.
April 12, 2017
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God Tells Michele Bachmann If The Anti-Christ Were Real He’d Be The ‘Narcissist You Voted For’
Former congresswoman Michele Bachmann and Larry "God" Schumway have very different opinions on what true Christianity looks like.
April 12, 2017
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Hitler Distances Himself From Sean Spicer’s Comments About Hitler
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said something about Hitler so stupid that Hitler himself is distancing himself from Spicer over it.
April 11, 2017
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President Trump Considering Switching Air Force One Out For a Jet From the United Fleet
Recently embattled United Airlines may get an unexpected boost from an unlikely, orange, racist, xenophobic, disgustingly out of shape ally.
April 11, 2017
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Gorsuch Says He’s ‘Honored and Humbled’ To Have The ‘Full Faith and Confidence’ of the Kremlin
Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch told reporters that he is happy to be trusted by both of the presidents who had a hand in his selection.
April 11, 2017
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Defiant Trump Says He Doesn’t Have a Doctrine Because He’s Not Licensed to Practice Medicine
Without a license to practice medicine in any state, President Donald J. Trump is angry and confused why he keeps getting asked about his "doctrine."
April 10, 2017
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Conway Corrects Trump After He Thinks He’ll Be Hunting Women’s Genitalia At WH Easter Egg Hunt
Co-President Donald J. Trump had to be corrected by his adviser Kellyanne Conway when he got the details of the White House Easter Egg Hunt confused.
April 10, 2017
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