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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Conservative Media

Alex Jones Loses Custody of Crisis Actors Who Were Playing His Kids

Right-wing firebrand Alex Jones lost custody of both his real kids and the actors he hired to play his kids for any false flags he wanted to stage.
MAGA News

Betsy DeVos Wants Tithing Plates to Replace Public School Fundraisers

Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has a unique and new idea for helping struggling schools to make a little extra money for extracurricular activities.
MAGA News

Trump to Hold Seance, Contact Dead Parents, and Ask Them to Make His Job Easier

After a really rough first 100 days of his presidency, marred by scandal, conflicts, and incompetence, Trump needs his mommy and daddy.
MAGA News

Trump Calls for ‘That Big Crack in Arizona’ to be Sold for Profit and Converted Into a Landfill

President Trump's review of national parks and monuments has already turned up one for the chopping block -- the Grand Canyon.
MAGA News

Donald Trump Really Happy President Donald Trump Wants to Slash His Taxes, Give Him Millions of Dollars

When Donald Trump saw the details of President Donald Trump's tax plan, he got wet with anticipation of all that sweet moola.
Conservative Media

Jesse Watters Tells Fox News Audience Bill O’Reilly Left Him ‘Big Shoes to Fill and Huge Boobs to Grope’

Following in his mentor's footsteps is proving to be kind of difficult for the newest Fox News star, Jesse Watters. Sad. So sad.
MAGA News

State Department Website to Begin Offering Tours of The Kremlin

The Donald Trump administration is trying to break new ground constantly, including when it comes to how the State Department's website functions.
MAGA News

To Remind Scott Baio That Cancer Exists, God Renames It “Scott Baio”

God and Jesus aren't really big fans of Scott Baio after the actor made some rather insensitive comments about a former co-star's death.
MAGA News

Trump Declares Today “Bang! Your Daughter at Work Day”

Will a new effort to reach out to every daughter in America help restore President Trump's largely sexist reputation? He hopes so.
MAGA News

Trump Boasts His “Face the Nation” Interview Got Higher Ratings Than Liberating Auschwitz Would

President Donald Trump believes his "Face the Nation" interview ratings prove he's more popular than liberating a Nazi death camp.
MAGA News

Poll Shows 96% of Trump Voters Still Not Sure What’s Outside Their Own Rectum

New polling data seems to suggest and also confirm what most people have presumed about Trump voters for quite some time.
MAGA News

Trump Has Ivanka’s Cabinet Seat Removed and She Will Sit on His Lap Instead

First Lady Ivanka Trump will have a new place to sit when Daddy lets her run the meetings in his fancy-shmancy cabinet room!
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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