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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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DeVos, Pence Want To Give Teachers The Freedom To Teach Their Classes In Tongues
Secretary of Education DeVos and Vice-President Mike Pence want to give teachers the ability to each in any language - or tongue - they want to.
March 11, 2017
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Scientists Discover Space Time Continuum Runs In Dog Years Since Trump’s Inauguration
A new study released this week shows preliminary results that may indicate Co-President Trump is having a profound effect on space and time.
March 11, 2017
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Sean Spicer To Start Using Hooked On Phonics Before Every Press Briefing
A new phonics program has been acquired by the Bannon administration to help Sean Spicer get over his tendency to trip over easy words.
March 10, 2017
Immigration
God To Send His Son Back As “Refu-Jesus” To Teach Americans How To Be Christian Again
Just how Christian are American Christians? Apparently if you ask God or his son, the answer is, "Not effing very." The more you know.
March 10, 2017
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Trump On February Jobs Report: ‘I Make America Great Again By Taking Credit For The Black Guy’s Work’
The 2017 February Jobs Report is in, and Co-President Donald Trump is crowing, despite the jobs killer Obamacare still being law.
March 10, 2017
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Classic TV Show Gets Reboot And Will Be About The Trump Cabinet
If you need help, and you need it to be incompetent, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire, Trump Cabinet -- The B-Team.
March 9, 2017
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Stephen Miller Really Wants To Know Where His Precious Is
Where is his precious? He must know where his precious is! Won't you please help White House Senior adviser Stephen Miller find his precious?
March 9, 2017
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VP Pence Suggests Tearing Down Wall Between Church And State And Using It To Build The Border Wall
If you ask Mike Pence, the wall separating church and state in this country could be dismantled and put to much better use.
March 9, 2017
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Trump Supporter Confused That Going Without New Cell Phone Didn’t Stop His Pancreatic Cancer
This local Trump supporter is confused as to why his cancer won't stop spreading even though he's not getting a new iPhone.
March 9, 2017
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HUD Secretary Ben Carson Wants To Fix Homelessness By Calling The Homeless ‘Hobos’ Again
Tackling homelessness is the job of any HUD Secretary. Ben Carson has some unique and special ideas for that particular challenge.
March 8, 2017
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President Trump Honors International Women’s Day With Rose Garden Pussy Grabbing Ceremony
President Trump held a very special ceremony in the White House Rose Garden to honor International Women's Day, and he ended it with a flourish.
March 8, 2017
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Alternate Universe Report: GOP Not Concerned With Clinton’s Attorney General Lying About Russian Meetings
In an alternate universe, Republicans would really be just fine with Russian collusion with President Hillary Clinton's team.
March 8, 2017
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