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Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?
When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...
March 27, 2024
Criminal Justice
I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail
"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...
March 22, 2024
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Sub-President Trump Signs Executive Order Forcing McDonald’s To Give Him Extra McNugget Sauce For Free
Sub-President Trump really loves his nuggets, and he really loves his nugget sauce, and he thinks he should get all the sauce he wants for free.
February 8, 2017
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Betsy DeVos Receives Lovely Congratulatory Edible Arrangement From The Taliban
Religious sycophants of all stripes just love that Betsy DeVos was able to buy her way into the highest levels of government.
February 8, 2017
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National Association of Grizzly Bears Issues Statement on Betsy DeVos’ Confirmation
The country's largest grizzly bear advocacy group has issued a strong letter of condemnation to the U.S. Senate for confirming Betsy DeVos.
February 7, 2017
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Betsy DeVos Orders Immediate Flattening Of All School Globes
Just moments after being confirmed as the new Education Secretary, Betsy DeVos orders all the globes in American schools flattened.
February 7, 2017
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Sub-President Trump Proposes Cutting Social Security To Pay For Bowling Green Massacre Memorial
Sub-President Trump wants to honor the brave men and women who died serving their country during the Bowling Green Massacre.
February 7, 2017
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Quebec Shooter Thanks Sub-President Trump For Bringing Attention To Terror Attacks Ignored By Mainstream Media
The Quebec shooter who killed six and injured more at a mosque thanks Sub-President Trump for his effort to publicize terror attacks.
February 7, 2017
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Trump: ‘As Long As Steve, Mike, and Vladimir Say I Can, I Call All My Own Shots!’
Co-President Donald Trump really wants you to believe he alone makes all the decisions, and he just got permission to tell us all that himself.
February 6, 2017
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Trump Signs Over “Power of Attorney and/or Presidency” To Steve Bannon In His Absence
If Trump leaves the room, he wants to know his buddy Steve Bannon can fill-in for him, in case we need to nuke Ohio or something.
February 6, 2017
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Trump Signs Executive Order To Make Approval Ratings Work Like Golf Scores
President Trump's historically low approval ratings might have been embarrassing to him for a brief time.
February 6, 2017
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President Trump’s New Executive Order Declares The Patriots Super Bowl Winners ‘No Matter What Happens On The Field’
To help out his dear friends, Trump has signed an executive order declaring the New England Patriots the winners of Super Bowl LI.
February 5, 2017
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White House Announces Super Bowl Pre-Game Show Will Feature Tribute To Bowling Green Massacre Victims
During the pre-game show before Super Bowl LI, a tribute to the fallen heroes of the Bowling Green Massacre will air.
February 4, 2017
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The Previously Untold Story Of A Hero Who Survived Jade Helm But Fell During The Bowling Green Massacre
One man served during two of America's most harrowing domestic combat events in the last five years. This is his alternatively true story.
February 4, 2017
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