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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
MAGA News

Donald Trump Still Searching For ‘That Perfect Racist Joke’ To Open His Address To Congress With

When he addresses Congress tomorrow, Donald Trump knows he needs a really good zinger to break the ice with.
Immigration

Mahershala Ali Briefly Detained By ICE Outside Vanity Fair Academy Awards Party, His Oscar Was Free To Go

Best Supporting Actor winner Mahershala Ali was briefly detained outside a post-Oscars party while his award with a white-sounding name was let in.
MAGA News

Stephen Miller Shocked To See His Own Reflection In White House Mirror

Stephen Miller was not pleased when he looked in the mirror and saw to his shock and dismay, Stephen Miller staring right back at him.
MAGA News

Obama Volunteers To Take Trump’s Place At Correspondents Dinner To ‘Show Him How Real Presidents Take Criticism’

If President Trump just doesn't feel like doing the White House Correspondents Dinner, there's one guy with experience who could fill in.
MAGA News

Trump Finds Evidence Of 3 Trillion Illegal Votes Underneath Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate In White House Vault

Co-President Donald Trump may have just cracked two cases that have been driving the sub-commander in chief batty for some time.
MAGA News

Out Of Toilet Paper, Trump Uses The First Amendment To Wipe His Gigantic, Disgusting, Orange Ass

It was a tense few moments, but luckily Donald Trump had the First Amendment handy and could wipe his butt with it.
MAGA News

Bannon In Negotiations To Commission Clone Army To Round Up Mexicans And Deport Them

If he can't get the National Guard to do it, President Steve Bannon has another idea to start the process of mass deportation.
MAGA News

Trump, Bannon, Miller To Close CPAC By Opening Ark Of The Covenant

Co-Presidents Bannon and Trump told the organizers of CPAC that they will close out the conservative conference with great fanfare.
MAGA News

Trump Offers To Cut Medicare and Social Security To Pay For Weekend Jaunts To Mar-A-Lago

Trump loves his "Southern White House" at Mar-A-Lago so much, he's willing to go to great lengths to keep weekending there.
MAGA News

Alabama School Petitions DeVos Department Of Education To Allow “Alternative Integration”

One Alabama school district is hoping the Betsy DeVos and Donald Trump era in American education allows for a new approach to integration.
Immigration

Undocumented Taiwanese Dreamer Studying Spanish In Case Trump Deports Her

Even though she's from Taiwan, one Dreamer has begun brushing up on her Spanish to prepare for a possible deportation by Trump.
MAGA News

White House Adds Alex Jones As Information, Chemtrail, and Tinfoil Adviser

The Trump administration will start relying on InfoWars host Alex Jones for key information, chemtrail investigations, and racist conspiracies.
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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