Monthly Archives: January, 2017

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Putin Sends Trump Special Necklace With Leash To Commemorate His Inauguration

Vladimir Putin sends President-Elect and alleged billionaire Donald J. Trump a very, very special present to commemorate his inauguration.

Ann Coulter, Tammy Lahren To Host Trump Inaugural ‘Hanging Party’

Ann Coulter and Timmy Lahren are teaming up to host a party on the day that Donald Trump is sworn into office as the 45th president.

Orange Man Who Pushed Racist Lie For Years Now Upset He May Be Victim Of Fake News

If anyone knows about what's real and what's fake news, it's the guy who pushed a fake news story about Obama's birth certificate.

Trump: Golden Showers Were Just ‘A Different Kind Of Trickle Down Economics’

He's not copping to it, but if he did, Trump says there's a perfectly good, non-perverted reason he was buying Golden Showers shows.

5 Fun Facts About Senator Jeff Sessions

Need to know about our next Attorney General, Jeff Sessions? Look no further than this set of fun factoids, lovingly curated.

U.N. Security Council To Vote On Designating Trump’s Twitter Account A “Weapon of Ass Destruction”

The United Nation's Security Council is debating whether or not to attach a special label to the Twitter account of America's next president.

Sean Hannity Mistakenly Gropes Tucker Carlson

When he agreed to take over for Megan Kelly, did Fox News' Tucker Carlson know about all the perks and fringe benefits of the job?

Meryl Streep’s Third Oscar Agrees That She’s Overrated

A surprising story from someone very close to acclaimed, award winning actress Meryl Streep, who ran afoul of President-Elect Trump

Oklahoma Republicans Consider Banning History

Oklahoma, where the anti-academics come sweeping down the plain.

Trump Asks Congress If He Can Take The Oath Of Office In Russian And English

President-elect Trump wants to take his oath of office in two languages. English, and the language spoken by his BFF Vlad, Russian.

Obama To Change @POTUS Twitter Password To “1MNID10T”

President Obama's got a plan to put the brakes on Trump doing real damage with the official presidential Twitter account.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #412

If it's a day that ends in "Y," Barack Obama is obsessed with the confiscation of your sweet, living, kind, benevolent instrument of instant death.

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...