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Monthly Archives: January, 2017
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
MAGA News
Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 1
Some might think you can't measure a hollow, empty platitude like American Greatness, but those people are probably commies or something.
January 21, 2017
Pew Pew!
Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Final Count Edition!
After eight years of unbridled gun confiscation, do you have any of your collection of liberty lobbers left?
January 20, 2017
MAGA News
Trump Was Unsure Which Racist Joke To Open His Inaugural Address With
Trump knew he needed to break the ice somehow, but which racist joke would work best as the opener for his inaugural address?
January 20, 2017
MAGA News
76 Trombones Lead Trump & Big Parade To White House, Where He’ll Bring Back Manufacturing, Conduct Boys Band
President Donald Trump stands in front of a large marching band he taught to play their instruments and leads them to the White House.
January 20, 2017
MAGA News
Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse ‘Really Looking Forward’ To Leading Trump Inaugural Parade
President-Elect Donald J. Trump has gotten confirmation that a very famous equestrian team will be leading the way down the streets of D.C.
January 19, 2017
Pew Pew!
Smoky Bear Decides To Start Packing Heat For All Future School Appearances
Fire safety advocate Smoky Bear has decided that in the Trump Era, he may need to re-think his "no gun" policy for school visits.
January 19, 2017
MAGA News
Trump Has White House Staff Fit Lincoln Bedroom With Rubber Sheets
Donald J. Trump already has bigly plans for multiple changes once he is sworn in and starts occupying the White House officially.
January 18, 2017
MAGA News
America’s First Black President Prepares To Hand Baton Off To America’s First Cartoon Villain President
As the days in his administration draw to a close, America's first black president prepares to hand the torch off to a wholly different character.
January 18, 2017
MAGA News
Restaurant Changes “Corral” To “Showers” To Commemorate Trump’s Inauguration
The restaurant known as Golden Corral has announced some special and unique changes to coincide with the inauguration of Donald Trump.
January 17, 2017
The Democrats
President Obama Pees His Birth Certificate In Russian Into Snow On The White House Lawn
As is tradition, President Obama has left a special gift for his successor, President-Elect Donald J. Trump, on the White House lawn.
January 17, 2017
Videos
“Reverend Bill Millen – Televangelist for Trump”
Meet the good Reverend Bill Millen - Televangelist for Trump. Bill's going to clue you all in as to why the Religious Right loves The Donald.
January 13, 2017
Pew Pew!
Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #413
Do you have one, two, or 15 guns? Are they safe from the purloining paws of the Secret Commie, Kenyan, Socialist Dictator?
January 13, 2017
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
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