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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Videos

Republican State Rep: ‘Get Over It, Democrats, Like We Republicans Always Do!’ (VIDEO)

One Republican believes that Democrats have been far, far too whiny after Trump was elected, and he wants them to behave like Republicans.
MAGA News

Putin Asks Trump To Oversee Final Construction Of Large Battle Station In First Hundred Days

Russian President Vladimir Putin has reprotedly reached out to President-Elect Donald Trump to personally oversee a construction project.
Pew Pew!

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #409

A weekly chronicling of all the glorious liberty lobbers wrangled-up in President Obama's infamous gun confiscation efforts.
Videos

5 Electoral College Alternatives to Donald Trump (VIDEO)

When the Electoral College meets next week, many are hoping they choose someone other than Donald Trump. Here are some suggestions for them.
MAGA News

Eric Trump In a Real Snit Because Daddy Gave Ivanka The Good White House Office

Eric Trump is really, really, really mad that his daddy gave his sister Ivanka Trump the best office in the White House because she's his favorite.
MAGA News

Army Corps Of Engineers To Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower

WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- President Donald Trump ordered the Army Corps of Engineers to install...
Pew Pew!

Sandy Hook Truther Celebrates 4 Year Anniversary Of Being A Complete Douchebag

Rufus is a Sandy Hook truther who is celebrating four full years of being the most hated, disgusting piece of human garbage ever.
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Obama Making Preparations To Return Every Single Gun He Confiscated

Everyone knows President Obama took everyone's guns away. But now, he says it's time to give them back.
MAGA News

Sarah Palin To Give Trump Daily Unintelligence Briefings

When you need a daily dose of unintelligence, there's only one woman you can count on -- Sarah Palin.
MAGA News

President-Elect Donald Trump ‘Open To The Idea’ Of U.S./Russia Corporate Merger

Can Donald Trump unite the U.S. and Russia?
MAGA News

President-Elect Trump Names Himself As U.S. Diplomat To Russia

President-Elect Trump's eyebrow-raising administration appointments continue with his self-selection as U.S. Ambassador to Russia.
MAGA News

Mike Pence, Vladimir Putin Reportedly In Tiff Over Who Gets To Control Trump

An anonymous source on Team Trump says Mike Pence had some extra special concerns over reports of Russian hacks of the presidential election.
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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