Monthly Archives: November, 2016

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

Top Scientists Confirm: America Already 4.8% Greater Again

America's already a smidge greater again, but why?

Donald Trump Triumphantly Grabs One More Pussy On His Way Out The Door To Victory Lap Around Manhattan

Donald Trump performs his first super-presidential action.

Exit Polling Shows Millions Of Americans Voted ‘Straight Fuck It All’ Ticket

Maybe some surprises in early analysis of exit polling data.

Mexican American Remembers She’s Not A Rapist, Murderer or Drug Dealer Just Before Casting Her Vote

A sudden burst of thought reaches one Mexican American woman.

Team Trump ‘Hard At Work’ On 3am, Rage-Filled Concession Tweetstorm

Trump plans to concede in the most Trump way possible.

FBI Director Decides He’s ‘Okay With Voters Deciding Election After All’

James Comey has a change of heart. Again.

Trump Voter Plans To Turn His MAGA Hat Into Commemorative Hood

One Trump lover will never let the MAGA dream die.

Nevada Republican Seeks To End Open Carrying Of Protest Signs

Is it time for common sense sign reform in Nevada?

KKK Apologizes For Spelling Error In Pro-Trump Pamphlets

Even the klan KKKares about spelling.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #404

Is your gun safe from Captain Grabby Paws?

Doctors Disclose Melania Trump Suffers From Chronic Short-Term Amnesia

Melania Trump doesn't seem to remember much about her own life.

Trump Voter Blames ‘BLM Terrorists’ For Iowa’s White Confederate Cop Killer

A Trump voter blames BLM for the white cop killer in Iowa.

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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

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"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...