Monthly Archives: November, 2016

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Christian Man Refuses To Put Quarter In Homeless Man’s Starbucks “Holiday” Cup

A Starbucks holiday cup puts a kibosh on one man's charitable spirit.

Trump, Paul Ryan Met To Discuss Most Economical Flavors of Cat Food For Social Security Recipients

Paul Ryan meets with President elect Trump to discuss Social Security's future.

Trump Names Burning Cross, White Hood His Top Advisers

The Trump Administration is making more hirings.

White Guy Really Super-Pumped Things Are Finally Starting To Look Up For White Guys

White guys FINALLY have a reason to be happy.

MLB Institutes Electoral College, Awards World Series To Indians

Baseball levels the playing field with their own Electoral College.

Congress Commissions Tiny Bible For Trump’s Inauguration

Preparations are underway for Trump's inauguration.

Melania Trump To Wear Michelle Obama’s 2009 Inauguration Dress

Melania Trump - already reaching across the aisle.

Trump Asks Nuclear Warhead To Be His Secretary Of Defense

Trump taps someone truly unique for SecDec.

President-Elect Trump: ‘I Like Honoring The Veterans Who Were Never Captured More’

President-Elect Trump reaches out to POWs.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #405

Did Obama snatch your piece out of spite?

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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...