Monthly Archives: October, 2016

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Donald Trump Threatens To Sue Donald Trump For Being Donald Trump

No one messes with Donald Trump, not even Donald Trump.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #403

Did you make it out of this week with your gun?

Local Woman Anxious For Hatred Among Fellow Americans To Return To Pre-Trump Levels

She just wants her fellow Americans to hate each other like they used to.

Trump Voter Can’t Decide Which Is Worse For America: Hillary’s Vagina or Obama’s Skin Color

One Trump voter is facing quite the existential crisis.

GOP Election Official Admits Rigging Election Against His Party’s Candidate Because ‘That Makes Fucking Sense’

Did someone in Arizona just admit to rigging elections against Donald Trump?

Christian Man Kicked Off Airplane For Harassing Praying Islamic American

He couldn't leave an Islamic American passenger alone to pray, so he was asked to deplane.

Republican Lawmaker Surprised By Consequences For His Party Being On The Losing Side Of History For 30 Years

One legislator's struggle over all the tumult in the Republican Party.

Donald Trump Claims Only Blue States Are Rigged

The alleged billionaire now thinks only certain states are rigged.

Trump Announces New Business Venture: Whine Of The Day Club

Trump has a new business to hock.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #402

Is your freedom cannon safe from Obama's Gun Confiscation?

FBI: Orange Skinned, Egomaniacal Terrorist Bombs NY Catholic Charity Dinner

Tragedy struck the Al Smith when an orange-faced terrorist bombed it.

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...