Monthly Archives: September, 2016

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Trump: Bill Clinton’s Affairs “Embarrassing” Because “He Couldn’t Get Half The Quality Ass I Did”

Trump bashes Bill Clinton's affairs for a surprising reason.

Gary Johnson Can’t Name The Libertarian Party Candidate

Gary Johnson's got his name on the tip of his tongue.

Sane Republican Quietly Admits He’d Totally Take A Third Obama Term Right About Now

One man desperately wishes Obama could serve one more term.

Trump’s Hypothetical Iraq War Crime Inspires Cheney To Give Him ‘Super-Duper Double’ Endorsement

Dick Cheney really likes what he hears from Donald Trump.

Hollywood Movie Studio Green Lights “Scarface” Reboot Starring Donald Trump

Win or lose, Donald Trump may have a future in film.

Trump Surrogate: Donald Was Just Sniffing Brains Back Into Skull During The Debate

Wait, what was Donald sniffing during the debates?

President-Elect Trump Will Tap 10-Year-Old Son Barron To Be Secretary Of The Cyber

No one will be able to accuse Trump of not taking The Cyber seriously again.

Area Republican Will Mansplain To You Why Trump Won The First Debate

Did Trump win the first debate? Let this guy explain why he thinks so.

Hillary Clinton’s Debate Sparring Partner Was Orange Bag Of Vomit That Spews Racist Propaganda

How Hillary Clinton prepared for her first debate with Trump may or may not shock you.

PolitiFact, Scientists Agree: First Debate Trump Lies Could Change Earth’s Axial Tilt

Can his lies at the first debate give Trump the power to change the planet's tilt?

Omarosa: Americans Will ‘Raise Their Arms And Salute’ Her D-List Reality Star Boss

Reality-TV has-been Omarosa has some "thoughts."

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...