Monthly Archives: August, 2016

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

Trump Advisers Busy In ‘Deep Debate Prep,’ Pumping Donald’s Head Full Of Farts

Advisers are busy getting Trump ready for the debates.

Report: Donald Trump’s Twitter Run By Angry Orangutan With Tourette Syndrome

Some insight into Trump's Twitter account.

Trump Emails Hacked: Grandma Forwards And Daddy-Daughter Porn Found

Did Trump just have his emails hacked too?

Poll: 94% Of Respondents Wish Trump Could Trade Places With Capt. Humayun S.M. Khan

Most Americans wish Capt. Khan were still here and Trump, not so much.

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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...