Monthly Archives: August, 2016

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

NASA Scientists Still Unable To Locate Edge Of Trump’s Stupidity

Where does Trump's stupidity end? NASA hopes to find out.

Obama To Hold “Gun Grabbing” Clinic With Clinton and Her Advisers

Obama's going to teach Clinton the secrets of gun grabbing.

White House Engineers To Downsize Big Red Button To Tiny Red Button

The White House is readying for a potential Trump presidency.

Trump To Have Amazon Kindle Burning

Donald Trump brings fascism to the 21st century.

Man Who Punched George Zimmerman In The Face To Receive Medal Of Honor From Planet Earth

A group will give a high honor to a man who recently punched George Zimmerman's face.

Nixon’s Ghost Jerks-It Vigorously To Story About Roger Ailes’ ‘Black Room’ Campaigns

The ghost of Nixon gets all hot and bothered by Roger Ailes' shenanigans.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #391

When will Obama's gun confiscation end?!

Paul Ryan Slams Obama’s ‘Socialist Assault’ On Economy As It Adds 255k New Jobs

Paul Ryan's skeptical of the 2016 July jobs numbers.

Oregon Militia Squatter Gives Donald Trump His Purple Twinkie

Donald Trump gets a unique gift from a member of the Oregon militia.

Trump Ejects ‘Tiny, Infantile Protester With Giant Hands’ From Rally

Trump kicks a tiny protester out of one of his rallies.

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...