Monthly Archives: August, 2016

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

Trump Hires Roger Ailes For Female Outreach-Around

Roger Ailes has a new position.

“The Jerk” To Be Remade As “The A-Hole,” Starring Donald Trump

Maybe if Donald Trump doesn't win in November, Hollywood can be his backup.

Leaked E-mail: Clinton Will Officially Rechristen U.S. Armed Forces As “The Hillitary”

Hillary Clinton's got a bold new idea for the U.S. Armed Forces.

Katrina Pierson’s Excellent Adventure

Katrina Pierson bends time and space to carry out an important quest.

Secret Ukrainian Ledger Shows 2015 Purchase Of 300-Pound, Angry Gorilla From Bronx Zoo

A Ukranian ledger adds yet another twist to the 2016 election.

Roger Ailes, Bill Cosby To Embark On Joint Speaking Tour

Roger Ailes and Bill Cosby -- two lecherous peas in a disgusting pod.

ISIS Spokesman To Trump: In America, The NRA Is Our MVP

ISIS doesn't think Barack Obama is their MVP.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #392

Did Obummer's gun confiscation claim your freedom cannon?

Mexican Man Tries To Climb Trump Tower, Immediately Shot By Building Security

A different fate for another Trump Tower climber.

Angry Orange Orangutan Who Wants To Be President Afwaid Of Tough Debate Questions

A giant orange simian has thoughts on debate questions.

Man Who Calls Lincoln A ‘Tyrant’ Has No Issue With Trump’s Assassination Comments

This guy thinks Trump's assassination jokes are totes hilarious.

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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...