Monthly Archives: August, 2016

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

Hannity, Coulter, Ingraham Debate Who Will Have The Least Credibility After Trump’s Defeat

Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, and Laura Ingraham have a serious argument.

Trump Adviser Michele Bachmann To Get New Secretary of Rapture Cabinet Role

Trump's got something special planned for Michele Bachmann.

Trump Campaign Hires Ryan Lochte As Truth Adviser

Team Trump hires Ryan Lochte for a special assignment.

Donald Trump Admits Regretting Being Donald Trump

Donald Trump regrets a lot.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #393

Another look at the numbers behind Obama's Gun Confiscation.

Local Republican: The First Amendment Is For Hurting Gays, Not Protecting Muslims

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Clem O'Connell calls himself a "deeply religious, deeply conservative, deeply principled...

Muslim American Wants Trump To Take Human Decency Test

Should Trump verify his humanity before he forces immigrants to prove their ideology?

God: I Redirected LA Flood To Tony Perkins’ Home Because I’m A ‘Big Lover Of Irony’

Tony Perkins home was destroyed by flooding because God loves irony.

God Issues Apology For Flooding Louisiana While Country Distracted By ‘Big Orange Moron’

God sure is sorry about all the water in Louisiana right now.

Steve Bannon’s First Move: Tinfoil ‘Make America Great Again’ Hats

Breitbart's Steve Bannon has already made his presence on Team Trump felt.

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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...