Monthly Archives: June, 2016

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

Gun Lobbyist Turned Away By Customer Service Because He Can’t Find Receipt For Congressman

"When we purchase congressmen, we expect them to run our programming consistently."

Colorado Man Sends Trey Gowdy $7 Million Invoice For ‘Two Year Long Hillary Attack Ad’

The man feels Gowdy spent $7 million on anti-Hillary campaign ad.

Trey Gowdy: Hillary Clinton Wasted $7 Million In Taxpayer Money ‘Not Being Guilty Of Anything’

Gowdy characterized Hillary Clinton as "stubbornly not criminal or treacherous."

House Benghazi Report Reveals Hillary Clinton Was Second Gunman On Grassy Knoll

The Benghazi Report also reveals she was behind Jar Jar Binks.

Racist Woman Is Tired Of Being Called Racist For Supporting A Racist For President

A racist woman is really upset at being called a racist for being a racist.

Confused Trump Supporter Thinks UK Just Voted To Keep Breakfast

One man is confused as to what the UK just voted on.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #385

Another week, another tally of Obama's Gun Confiscation.

Martin Luther King Jr.’s Force Ghost Talks About All His “Political Stunts”

Martin Luther King Jr.'s Force ghost takes a jaunt down memory lane.

Confused Trump Tries To Literally Get Into Bed With Michele Bachmann, Kicks Daughter Out First

Trump didn't know what Michele Bachmann getting into bed with him meant.

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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...