Monthly Archives: May, 2016

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Texas Republican Invents Shrinking Ray to ‘Make Government So Small It Fits In Your Pee-Hole’

Republicans in Texas are enlisting science in the name of shrinking government.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #381

Obama's Gun Confiscation rattles on, but can freedom do the same?!

Nation’s Females and Minorities Relieved They Won’t Be Asked to Be Trump’s VP

New polling shows relief among women and minorities at not being considered for Trump's VP.

South Carolina’s Attorney General ‘Looking Into’ Prosecuting God for Miscarriages

The pressure to end abortions in South Carolina is reaching a fever pitch.

SC Gov. To Start Nightly Rotation ‘Staking Out’ Different Women’s Uteruses

Governor Nikki Haley of South Carolina really wants to keep those unborn fetuses safe.

DNC Unveils New Democrat-Branded Nose Plugs

A look at some new campaign merch from the DNC.

Leaked: Rough Draft Copy of Trump’s Inaugural Address Found in Google Drive

Did Trump's Inaugural Address just hit the Interwebs?

Local Republican Proposes City-Wide Genital Registration Program

This Republican has a unique idea for calming down trans-bathroom panic.

Republican Man Buys Gun So He Can Worry About Obama Coming For It

One man bought a gun just so he could worry about Obama grabbing it.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #380

The weekly tally from Obama's Gun Confiscation.

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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers

"Did you know there have already been thousands of rape pregnancies as a result...