Monthly Archives: April, 2016

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

Donald Trump Promises to Bring America to Chapter 11 in First 100 Days

In his first hundred days, Donald Trump says he will have America file Chapter 11 bankruptcy.

NC Cop Prepares for Long Day on the Beat, Checking People’s Junk

A look at North Carolina's HB2 through eyes of those who have to serve it.

Catholic Republican Looking Into Impeaching Pope Francis

This man has had it with Pope Francis.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #375

How much freedom did Obama's Gun Confiscation rob you of this week?

David Daleiden Releases Video Showing Law Enforcement Destroying His Apartment With the Death Star

David Daleiden shows the press an interesting new video he compiled.

Arkansas Republican ‘Hopeful’ Ted Cruz Stokes His Xenophobia and Racism as Well as Trump Has

One man hopes Ted Cruz can live up to Trump's racism.

Report: Ted Cruz Had Victory Meal of Champagne and ‘Nasalcargot’ After WI Victory

Senator Ted Cruz celebrates his Wisconsin Primary victory in style.

Hillary Supporter Calculating How Many Sanders Wins to Take Him Seriously

Bernie Sanders just won another primary, but is that enough to believe he has a shot?

Dean of Wal*Mart School of Law ‘Tremendously Proud’ of Alum Sarah Palin’s New TV Gig

Sarah Palin's new gig has someone from her past quite happy for her.

CEO of Pet Food Company Endorses Paul Ryan for President

Charles Koch and this man want Paul Ryan to be the Republican nominee.

Court Rules Ted Cruz is a Citizen, But Not a Member of the Human Race

A court has declared Ted Cruz a citizen, but not a human one.

Heartbreak! Even After Lobotomy, Republican Voter Unable to Vote for Trump

Even after removing half his brain, one man still can't bring himself to vote for Trump.

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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...