Monthly Archives: April, 2016

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Lucifer ‘extremely pissed’ John Boehner compared Ted Cruz to Him

Not everyone was tickled with John Boehner's comparison of Ted Cruz to Satan.

North Carolina Cisgender Woman ‘Tired of Shitting With an Audience’

A woman in North Carolina laments unintended consequences of HB2.

Exclusive! Donald Trump’s Cabinet Candidates Leaked!

A leaked list of Donald Trump's cabinet candidates.

Oklahoma Republicans Order “Fuck Rape Victims” Cake to Celebrate Passing Total Abortion Ban

Republicans in Oklahoma reportedly celebrated their abortion ban with an unusual cake.

Ted Cruz: ‘Carly Fiorina will bring back the Cheney tradition of lying pieces of shit’ as VP

Ted Cruz is thinking of tapping Carly Fiorina for his VP.

Trump: ‘I’ll prove I’m not a misogynist and charm the bitch outta’ Megyn Kelly

When Donald Trump sits down with his next interview with Megyn Kelly, he says things will be different.

Obama: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Mohammed Ali to Appear on $1 and $5 Bills By Executive Sharia Order

President Obama issues a surprising new executive order.

Cruz, Kasich Agree to Trade-Off Being ‘Sligthly More Palatable Diarrhea Sandwich’ to Trump

Ted Cruz and John Kasich sent a letter to voters over the weekend.

North Carolina Republican Proposes Genitalia Registration Service

A Republican in North Carolina has a new idea for transgender bathroom access.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #377

Hide your gear, Obama's Gun Confiscation is here!

Transgender Man Wants Separate Bathrooms for ‘People Who Can’t Stop Thinking About My Crotch’

One man wants separate bathrooms for people who stop caring about his private parts.

SuperPAC Owner Threw Hundred Dollar Bills at Sanders Supporter to ‘Make Her Go Away’

A meeting between a pro-Hillary SuperPAC owner and a Sanders supporter.

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...