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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
U.S. Politics

Huckabee, O’Malley Now Move to Sudden Death Penalty Kicks

Before they drop out, Martin O'Malley and Mike Huckabee must compete in a sudden death penalty kick round.
U.S. Politics

DNC Agrees to ‘Make Hillary Look Good’ on TV More

The DNC has agreed to help HIllary Clinton look good on TV a few more times.
U.S. Politics

Obama: My First Act as Supreme Court Justice – Make Myself Sharia King

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week current Democratic front runner Hillary Rodham Clinton said she...
U.S. Politics

Sources: Ted Cruz ‘Such a Douche’ He Doesn’t Like The Beatles

Can even Ted Cruz be such a douche as to not like the greatest band of all time?
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Gun Enthusiast ‘Pissed’ He Has to Sell Guns Out of His Trunk and Not Facebook Now

Facebook has banned private gun sales on their website, and this man is pissed.
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Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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