Monthly Archives: February, 2016

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

Obama’s Communist Economic Assault Lowers Unemployment Below 5%

Republicans are sure something is afoul because the unemployment rate is the lowest it's been since nearly a year before Obama took office.

Town Republican Confused by Lack of Phobias in Democratic Debate

One Republican's confused reaction to the last Democratic debate.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #366

Will Obama's Gun Confiscation claim your God-given hand cannon?

Islamic American: Marco Rubio Divides Us By Being a Radical Christian

Marco Rubio says Obama divided the country by visiting a mosque, but this Islamic American says it's Rubio that's dividing us.

Trump: Cruz Stole Iowa ‘You Know, Like Mexicans Do’

Donald Trump said Ted Cruz stole Iowa from him because Cruz is a Mexican, which is wrong, but...

Old Lady Politely Refuses Jeb Bush’s Help Across the Street

No one wants or needs Jeb Bush's help these days.

Democratic Voter: Cruz’s Birthplace Doesn’t Matter; His Idiotic Views of the World Do

COLD STONE, NEW HAMPSHIRE -- Cynthia Garrison says she will be "pissed as hell"...

New Hampshire Republican Torn Between Two A-Holes

He's just not sure who to vote for in the New Hampshire primary.

Sad Libertarian to Investigate Why Candidate No One Voted For is Dropping Out of Race

Rand Paul is quitting and that has this libertarian very upset, and believing in a conspiracy against him.

Leaked Memo Shows Obama’s Plan to ‘Take All the Guns With’ Him in 2017

An explosive new memo shows how Obama plans to get all your guns.

Bob Dole, John Kerry Initiate Ted Cruz Into ‘Iowa to the White House’ Club

Ted Cruz was welcomed to a historical club.

Martin O’Malley Temporarily Drowned-Out By Sound of Pin Drop at Pull-Out Presser

When Martin O'Malley quit the presidential race, a pin fell and his audience momentarily could not hear him speaking.

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