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Monthly Archives: February, 2016
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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Last Remaining Oregon Militia Squatter Ceremoniously Eats Final Chocodile
As the Oregon militia standoff comes to a close, the last remaining brave squatter carries out his final mission.
February 11, 2016
Women's Rights
Carly Fiorina Seen Entering Planned Parenthood Seeking ‘Campaign Abortion’
Carly Fiorina ends her campaign in a most unexpected way.
February 10, 2016
MAGA News
After Trump Wins New Hampshire, GOP Changes Mascot From Elephant to Douche Nozzle
Trump taking New Hampshire has forced a lot of changes around the GOP.
February 10, 2016
U.S. Politics
Billionaire Searching for Regular People to Buy Off to Buy Off Bernie Sanders
Can a super-wealthy man pay off Bernie Sanders supporters so they'll in-turn pay Sanders off?
February 10, 2016
U.S. Politics
Marco Rubio Daydreams About Every American’s Sex Lives
Marco Rubio really, really cares about America's sexual morality.
February 9, 2016
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Trump Supporter Can’t Wait to Hear What He Calls a Democrat
One man's support of Donald Trump rests on his continual insulting of other Republicans.
February 9, 2016
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Donald Trump and Ted Cruz Agree to ‘Just Get a Room’
The sexual tension between Ted Cruz and Donald Trump is heating to critical mass.
February 9, 2016
U.S. Politics
‘Bummed Out’ Rubio Finds Out AFTER Debate That Obama’s Not Running This Time
Marco Rubio finds out too late Obama's not running this time.
February 8, 2016
Women's Rights
Rubio Robot Engineers Program ‘Horrible Thoughts on Rape’ Into His Cerebral Matrix
Marco Rubio's rhetorical programming gets a fundie-approved update.
February 8, 2016
MAGA News
Marco Rubio Accidentally Conjures Beetlejuice
Senator Marco Rubio accidentally brought a menace of a ghost to the realm of the living.
February 8, 2016
MAGA News
Engineers Frantically Adding Five New Talking Points to Marco Rubio’s Programming
Engineers work to cram Marco Rubio's brain full of more talking points.
February 7, 2016
U.S. Politics
Local Pro-Lifer ‘Loves’ Ted Cruz’s Carpet Bombing Foreign Policy
A pro-life Republican explains why Ted Cruz's foreign policy works for him.
February 5, 2016
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
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April 10, 2024
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