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Monthly Archives: August, 2015
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
LGTBQ+
Jesus Christ Fires Kim Davis From Christianity
Kim Davis, the defiant Kentucky clerk, just got a pink slip from her lord and savior.
August 28, 2015
Pew Pew!
Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #344
Obama's Gun Confiscation marches America further toward Socialist-Sharia-Communism!
August 28, 2015
MAGA News
Donald Trump Does Press Conference in “F*** Mexicans” Trucker Hat
Donald Trump is about to step his hat game up.
August 27, 2015
Pew Pew!
God to American Gun Nuts: You’re To Blame For WDBJ Shooting
God reacts to the WDBJ shooting.
August 27, 2015
U.S. Politics
Koch Brothers Hastily Trying to Stuff Deflated Scott Walker With Hundred Dollar Bills
Scott Walker is fading in the polls, and literally losing hot air daily, so the Koch brothers have a plan for that.
August 26, 2015
MAGA News
Trump Builds Giant Wall Around Press Conference to Keep Jorge Ramos Out
How badly does Donald Trump want to keep Jorge Ramos out of his press conferences?
August 26, 2015
Pew Pew!
FL Gun Range To Start Using Human Targets
A gun range in Florida will start serving booze to its customers. It was only a matter of time before a gun range one-upped them.
August 25, 2015
LGTBQ+
Christ To Pat Robertson: ‘No, The Stock Drop Was Punishment For Listening to False Prophets’
Pat Robertson told viewers of his show that the stock market tumbling was God's wrath in action, God's son disagrees.
August 25, 2015
Immigration
Jesus Christ: ‘Hey Republicans I Love ALL The Children of the World, Remember?’
Jesus Christ weighs in on "anchor babies" and immigration reform.
August 24, 2015
U.S. Politics
Scott Walker Is Very Confused About ‘Everything’
From birthright citizenship to climate change to Obama's love of America, Scott Walker is very confused.
August 24, 2015
Immigration
Republican Religious Zealot Not Sure How to Feel About ‘Anchor Fetuses’
One women in Oklahoma struggles with how to square her religious furor over abortion with her xenophobia.
August 24, 2015
Immigration
Bobby Jindal Proposes ‘Separate But Equal’ Birthright Citizenship
"In the proposal, Governor Jindal makes it very clear that these new citizens would only get access to six of the ten amendments in the Bill of Rights."
August 21, 2015
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