Monthly Archives: June, 2015

Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?

When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...

I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail

"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...

Texas Gov. Abbot: ‘Constitution-Shmonstitution, No Gay Marriage In Texas Dagnabbit!’

Texas' Gov. Abbot might be a lawyer, but his constitutional knowledge? Well...

Ted Cruz Literally Explodes After Obamacare, Gay Marriage Decisions

The Texas demagogue was found in his hotel room, or at least what was chemically identifiable as Ted Cruz was found in his hotel room.

AMA Issues Warning About ‘Republican Butt-Hurt’ Epidemic After Obamacare Ruling

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A spokesman for the Amiercan Medical Association has issued a warning...

WalMart To Stop Selling Confederate Flags And Roll-Out ‘Racist A-Hole’ Merchandise Instead

Need a Confederate Flag? Might wanna look somewhere besides Wal-Mart.

Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #412

How many of your guns did Obama threaten to come and personally melt down after the terrorist attack in South Carolina?

After 14th Mass Shooting in His Presidency, Conservatives Outraged Obama Mentions Guns

American conservatives were outraged that after the 13 mass shooting Obama has had to address, that he mentioned guns after the 14th.

Cops: Dylann Roof Being White and Armed ‘Key’ To Arrest, Not Summary Execution

Dylann Roof, the alleged South Carolina church shooter has been apprehended, against all modern police training and tactics.

Has Anyone Seen Donald Trump’s REAL Hairline?

It's time that Donald Trump stop hiding and reveal his long-form hairline.

Conservatives Stunned By Racially Motivated Crime in Post-Racial America

The recent shooting in South Carolina has left some conservatives confused as to how a racially-motivated crime can happen in a post-racial country.

Colorado Supreme Court Rules Employees Can Be Fired For Post-Work Beer

The Colorado Supreme Court has revamped its previous ruling on whether employers can fire employees for off-hours vice consumption.

FLASH: Even Head Guy Who Believes in Virgin Birth Knows Climate Change Is Real

Pope Francis is making waves by insisting to his flock that they actually read what the Bible has to say about taking care of the planet.

Jeb: ‘My Main Objective, Win or Lose, Is To Disown My Last Name’

Jeb Bush tells a crowd what his biggest goal for his 2016 campaign will be.

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Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?

When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...

I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail

"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...

What If Trump Uses Ivanka’s OnlyFans to Payoff His Rape, Defamation, and Fraud Fines?

"...it turns out Eric Trump  spent all his money this week on magic beans...

I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...