Yearly Archives: 2014

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

5 Reasons Republicans Are Grousing About Obama’s Cuban Overtures (VIDEO)

Pretty much every rational person on Earth is happy that the U.S. and Cuba are making nice again. Which means Republicans aren't, and here's why.

Karl Rove’s Favorite Rectally Ingested Foods (VIDEO)

Of course Turd Blossom would defend rectal feeding, and here's a list of his favorite foods he likes piped right into his a-hole!

Who Said It: Obama, Reagan or Hitler? (VIDEO)

Can you guess who the famous quote is from?

5 Lesser Known Fun Facts from the CIA Torture Report (VIDEO)

You've heard all the gory details, now get a look at some of the lesser known stuff in the Senate's CIA torture report.

5 Reasons Jeb vs Hillary Shouldn’t Make You Lose Hope for Humanity (VIDEO)

Think Jeb v. Hillary is a bad idea for the country? Think again, Hippie-Commie-Sharia Loving-Libtard!

5 Things Dubya Has Predicted in His Career as a Fortune Teller (VIDEO)

The Great Dubya has predicted that his brother Jeb will beat Hillary Clinton if the two run for president against each other in 2016. We put together some of his other famous predictions.

Politician and Pundit 2014 Christmas Gift Ideas (VIDEO)

Not sure what to get that politician or pundit on your gift list for Christmas this year? Take a look at our suggestions.

5 Things The Republicans Will Be Talking About Instead of The Amazing November Jobs Numbers (VIDEO)

What will the Republicans talk about instead of the kick-ass jobs numbers from last month?

Obama Brings the U.S. Economy to Its Knees With Best Jobs Growth in 15 Years!

President Obama's threatening to bring the economy down by way of making it stronger, more robust, and adding more jobs this year than in the last 15 years.

5 Reasons We Don’t Want All Our Cops Wearing Cameras (VIDEO)

Making cops wear cameras seems like a good idea, but here are five reasons maybe it's not a good idea, or maybe these aren't good reasons. You decide.

5 Things Obama Will Do Instead of Deliver His State of the Union Speech Next Month (VIDEO)

The Republicans are threatening to keep Obama from making his State of the Union address next month. But maybe the president can find other things to occupy his time instead?

5 Things John Boehner and Mitch McConnell Will Do After They Shut Down the Government (VIDEO)

We took a look at a few of the things Mitch McConnell and Johnny Boehner will do once they shut it all down...again.

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