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Yearly Archives: 2013
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Economy
The House Republicans Present: 5 Things Every Socialist Moocher Liberal Should Be Thankful For
The House Republicans have put out a new list of things they feel every liberal in America has to be thankful for.
November 26, 2013
Arts & Entertainment
Rick Santorum’s Next 3 Film Projects Announced!
Rick Santorum is now a movie producer, and we have the inside scoop on his next three films.
November 22, 2013
Business
Wal-Mart Starts Charity Fund For Employees Who Donated Their Food To Their Co-Workers
Wal-Mart has a new idea to help their most needy employees: more incestuous charity from their workforce.
November 20, 2013
Science & Medicine
My Argument Against Obamacare, by Senator Rand Paul
An exclusive op-ed written by Sen. Rand Paul for The Political Garbage Chute.
November 5, 2013
Economy
The House Republicans Present: 5 Ways To Get By With Less Food
5 ways Republicans think you can get by with less food.
November 1, 2013
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How 3 House Republicans Spent The First Day of Their Fundraising Vacation — Oops! — The Government Shutdown
How three House Republicans spent the first day of their taxpayer funded, unscheduled vacation.
October 2, 2013
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5 Reasons House Republicans Want To Shut The Government Down
So just why DOES the House GOP want to shut the government down?
September 30, 2013
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“5 NEW Benghazi Conspiracy Theories” by Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX)
No stand down order? No problem. Louie Gohmert's got five more Benghazi theories for you.
September 22, 2013
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5 Other Benghazi Distractions
Ted Cruz thinks Syria is a distraction from Benghazi, and so are these five other things.
September 9, 2013
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“My 5 Favorite iPhone Games” by Sen. John McCain
A leaked guest article from John McCain for a conservative tech magazine gives us more insight into America's favorite stodgy war monger.
September 4, 2013
Economy
5 Things You Can Thank Union Thugs For
5 reasons union thugs don't suck at all.
September 2, 2013
Science & Medicine
Rep. Dana Rohrabacher: “Earth’s Round Shape Totally Bogus”
Rep. Dana Rohrabacher proves his scientific intellect for the masses.
August 12, 2013
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
