Gaez Blames Cancel Culture for His Inability to Bring a Woman to Climax Even Once

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If there is one thing Congressman Matt Gaetz loathes, it's sobriety. Another thing he despises is "cancel culture." Though many conservatives have a hard time telling the difference between "cancel culture" and...

Gaez Blames Cancel Culture for His Inability to Bring a Woman to Climax Even Once

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If there is one thing Congressman Matt Gaetz loathes, it's sobriety. Another thing he despises is "cancel culture." Though many conservatives have...

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Gaez Blames Cancel Culture for His Inability to Bring a Woman to Climax Even Once

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If there is one thing Congressman Matt Gaetz loathes, it's sobriety. Another thing he despises is "cancel culture." Though many conservatives have...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For four years many people in Congressman Devin Nunes' life tried to warn him. His friends, both of them, tried to...

Putin Admits He’s Feeling Down About Being a One Term President Installer

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- He's finally had enough time to process it. He didn't want to believe it at first, but there's just no denying...

Trump Will Just Sit in the Oval Office and Masturbate to Old Apprentice Tapes While Biden is Sworn-In

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Most people didn't have any notion that soon-to-be-former President Donald J. Trump would attend Joe Biden's inauguration tomorrow. What most people...
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Gaez Blames Cancel Culture for His Inability to Bring a Woman to Climax Even Once

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If there is one thing Congressman Matt Gaetz loathes, it's sobriety. Another thing he despises is "cancel culture." Though many conservatives have...

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Gaez Blames Cancel Culture for His Inability to Bring a Woman to Climax Even Once

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If there is one thing Congressman Matt Gaetz loathes, it's sobriety. Another thing he despises is "cancel culture." Though many conservatives have...
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Devin Nunes Starting to Worry His Mouth is Stuck Like That

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For four years many people in Congressman Devin Nunes' life tried to warn him. His friends, both of them, tried to...
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Putin Admits He’s Feeling Down About Being a One Term President Installer

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- He's finally had enough time to process it. He didn't want to believe it at first, but there's just no denying...
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Trump Will Just Sit in the Oval Office and Masturbate to Old Apprentice Tapes While Biden is Sworn-In

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Most people didn't have any notion that soon-to-be-former President Donald J. Trump would attend Joe Biden's inauguration tomorrow. What most people...
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