November 15, 2019 November 15, 2019 Report: Yovanovich’s Are Way Bigger Than Trump’s by James Schlarmann
November 14, 2019 November 14, 2019 POLL: Fucking Seriously?, No, Hillary. Don’t. by James Schlarmann
November 8, 2019 November 8, 2019 POLL: Literally Fucking Nobody Wants This Douchebag to Run for President Right Now by James Schlarmann
November 6, 2019 November 6, 2019 Did Epstein Run Black Market Pizza Joints Using a Pedophile Ring as Cover to Sell Uranium to Russians to Cover Up Benghazi? by James Schlarmann
November 5, 2019 November 5, 2019 Audio Leaks of Richard Spencer Dictating Speech for President Trump by James Schlarmann
November 4, 2019 November 4, 2019 Trump Tells President of California Newsom is an ‘Incompetent Idiot’ and ‘Responsible’ for Fire Situation by James Schlarmann
November 2, 2019 November 2, 2019 3 Million New Yorkers Have Signed a Petition to Rename a Landfill After Donald Trump by James Schlarmann
November 1, 2019 November 1, 2019 Tulsi Gabbard Announces Jill Stein Will Be Her Pick for Vice президент by James Schlarmann
October 22, 2019 October 22, 2019 Mark Zuckerberg Totally Won’t Mind Us Publishing That He Fucks Sheep on His Social Media Platform by James Schlarmann
October 7, 2019 October 7, 2019 Quiz: Which of These Big, Dumb, Obnoxious, Lying Idiots Thinks He’s Above the Law? by James Schlarmann
September 27, 2019 September 27, 2019 Gingrich Explains Subtle Differences Between Consensual Blowjobs And Coercing Foreign Governments to Investigate Political Rivals by James Schlarmann
September 25, 2019 September 25, 2019 Trump Supporter Reminds America This President Never Got a Blowie in a Tan Suit by James Schlarmann
September 24, 2019 September 24, 2019 Mouth Breathing, Knuckle Dragging Moron Mocks Girl Ten Times Smarter and Accomplished Than He’ll Ever Be by James Schlarmann
September 17, 2019 September 17, 2019 Ben Shapiro Just Really Wants to See Justice Kavanaugh’s Dick, Okay? by James Schlarmann
September 9, 2019 September 9, 2019 Taliban Spokesman Says They Weren’t Sure They Wanted to Hang Out With a ‘Religious Kook’ Like Mike Pence Anyway by James Schlarmann
September 3, 2019 September 3, 2019 Ted Cruz Offers to Lube Up and Fuck a Gun to Show How Safe They Are by James Schlarmann
September 2, 2019 September 2, 2019 FBI Report Shows U.S. Needs Just 400 Trillion More Thoughts and Prayers to Reduce Gun Violence by James Schlarmann
August 30, 2019 August 30, 2019 Local Moron Doesn’t Understand Difference Between Climate and Weather by James Schlarmann
August 29, 2019 August 29, 2019 Tennessee Man Sues El Pollo Loco To Change Name to “Crazy Chicken” by James Schlarmann
