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Experts Agree: Four Out of Five MAGAS Can’t Make Their Cousins...

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Fascinating new data from the National Institute of Boner and Contraboner Research might be quite devastating for residents of red states. According to the NIBCR's...

Trump Insists NY Attorney General ‘Should Be Going After John Barron,”...

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FARTS-A-LOT-THOUGH, FLORIDA -- A former, one-term, twice permanently impeached, defeated U.S. President lashed out at New York Attorney General Letitia James this morning, issuing...

Joe Rogan Took a Shower Live on His Podcast and Still...

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FT. STUPID, TEXAS -- Former reality-TV game show host, podcaster, and world's foremost infectious disease expert Joe Rogan doesn't believe that water is wet,...

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Jim Jordan Won’t Admit the Election Wasn’t Stolen or That Trump’s Balls Don’t Taste...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There are few in Congress more fiercely loyal to former President Don Trump than Rep. Gym Jordan (Q-OH). Jordan's devotion to Trump is so complete that even now, nine months after Joe...

Senator Coalfarts McFuckface Doesn’t Want Infrastructure Plan to Pay for Clean Air or Water

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Democrats on the Hill all seem to know the stakes. Time is running out before next year's mid-terms, and if the scores of breathless op-eds written on the subject are to be...

Republicans Race to Defend One of Their Own After Bathroom Confrontation

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressional Republicans have begun to close ranks and circle the wagons in defense of one of their strongest allies -- Democratic Senator Kyrsten Sinema of Arizona. On Twitter, insurrectionist, pro-MAGA Sen. Ted...

Wow! Twitter Hasn’t Banned a President of the United States in Over Five Months!

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Holy smokes! It's hard to believe, so you better be seated before you read this epic news that just broke from California's Swilly Corn Valley! Are you ready? You've been warned. Twitter hasn't banned the...

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Man Sues God For Taking Betty White and Bob Saget When Trump Was ‘Still a Very Good Option’

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- 2022 is not quite two weeks old, and already a handful of famous, beloved celebrities have passed on -- and that fact has just landed Larry "God" Schumway back in civil court, the subject...

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