December 9, 2018 December 9, 2018 Individual-1 Sent Urgent Message To David Dennison, John Barron, Donald Trump, and President of Puerto Rico by James Schlarmann
December 3, 2018 December 3, 2018 Americans Flood Heaven’s Switchboards Asking If Trump Can Take George HW Bush’s Spot by James Schlarmann
November 28, 2018 November 28, 2018 Starbucks Unveils Hanukkah, Kwanza, Church of Satan Holiday Cups by James Schlarmann
November 26, 2018 November 26, 2018 Trump Wants Statue of Liberty Torch Outfitted With Tear Gas Launcher by James Schlarmann
November 12, 2018 November 12, 2018 Rick Scott: “Once Republican Votes Are Counted, There’s No Need to Continue Counting” by James Schlarmann
November 5, 2018 November 5, 2018 Pregnant Russian Woman Unsure Whether Trump Will Let Her Birth Anchor Baby At Mar-A-Lago Now by James Schlarmann
October 27, 2018 October 27, 2018 Brett Kavanaugh Jealous Democrats Got Bombed While He Had To Listen To Boring Court Cases by James Schlarmann
October 21, 2018 October 22, 2018 Trump Warns His Enemies Not to Interfere in Midterms by Voting for Democrats by James Schlarmann
October 15, 2018 October 15, 2018 Trump Releases DNA Test Showing He’s 99.9% Diarrhea and Racism by James Schlarmann
October 9, 2018 October 9, 2018 White Nationalist Having Taylor Swift Tattoo Lasered Off by James Schlarmann
October 5, 2018 October 5, 2018 Scores Of Women Demanding Susan Collins Turn In Her Vadge by James Schlarmann
October 1, 2018 October 1, 2018 Trump Offers Last Minute Compromise: Replace Kavanaugh With Bill Cosby by James Schlarmann
September 24, 2018 September 24, 2018 Trump Wonders If Kavanaugh Accusers ‘Maybe Let’ Themselves Be Assaulted ‘For Totally Political Reasons’ by James Schlarmann
September 17, 2018 September 17, 2018 Mueller Pledges To Catch More Witches And Fewer Trump Associates From Now On by James Schlarmann
September 10, 2018 September 10, 2018 GOP Rep: “We Need Two Separate FBIs For Democrats and Republicans” by James Schlarmann
September 6, 2018 September 14, 2018 Robertson Begs ‘The Gays’ to Only Do ‘Hand and Mouth Stuff’ Until After Hurricane Season by James Schlarmann
August 31, 2018 August 31, 2018 Flint Man To Join Space Force And Undertake Mission to Mars to Bring Back Water For His Hometown by James Schlarmann
August 28, 2018 August 28, 2018 Trump Signs Order Creating New Government Search Engine “Tru-gle” by James Schlarmann
