8 Year Old Honduran Girl Knew What To Expect In Concentration Camp From Yelp Review of Trump Hotel
byRIO ESTUPIDO, TEXAS — An eight year old girl from Honduras who was temporarily detained separately from her parents by ICE told news outlets…
Ivanka Had The Most Classy And Elegant Boudoir Photos Taken For Father’s Day
byWASHINGTON. D.C. — Pretty Much First Lady Ivanka Trump reportedly had a series of classy, elegant boudoir photos taken as a gift for Father’s…
Trump Administration Wants Planned Parenthood To Help With Separating Illegal Immigrant Children From Mothers
byWASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, the Donald Trump administration turned heads and shocked perhaps a few million people when they announced that a partnership…
6 Year Old Honduran Boy Sends Father’s Day Card To Border Where He Last Saw His Parents
byLOS CHINGADEROS, TEXAS — Two weeks ago, Miguel Olivo crossed into the United States with his mother and father, when all three were picked…
Trump Family to Celebrate President’s Birthday Quietly
byWASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump family released a statement earlier today detailing the 45th Presidents birthday celebrations. Amidst a new lawsuit being filed by…
DHS Seeks Deal With PETCO To Provide Crates For Immigrant Child Detention Centers
byWASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced today that the Department of Homeland Security wants to purchase 100,000 dog crates of various sizes from…
Elon Musk to Investors: “Christine” Was Inspiration Behind Tesla Auto Pilot Technology
byPALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA — After dancing around multiple inquiries into Tesla’s “Auto Pilot” program and the number of accidents, both fatal and non-fatal, CEO…
Un, Trump Dispute Who Legitimized Whom’s Fascist, Authoritarian Kakistocracy
byAIR FORCE ONE — The earliest reports of the historic summit between President Donald Trump and North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un are that…
Trump, Un Set ‘Hard And Fast’ Self-Fellatio Time Limit Ahead of Summit
bySINGAPORE — Representatives from President Donald Trump and North Korea’s dictator Kim Jong Un announced via a joint statement today that they have agreed…