September 24, 2018 September 24, 2018 Trump Wonders If Kavanaugh Accusers ‘Maybe Let’ Themselves Be Assaulted ‘For Totally Political Reasons’ by James Schlarmann
September 17, 2018 September 17, 2018 Mueller Pledges To Catch More Witches And Fewer Trump Associates From Now On by James Schlarmann
September 10, 2018 September 10, 2018 GOP Rep: “We Need Two Separate FBIs For Democrats and Republicans” by James Schlarmann
September 6, 2018 September 14, 2018 Robertson Begs ‘The Gays’ to Only Do ‘Hand and Mouth Stuff’ Until After Hurricane Season by James Schlarmann
August 31, 2018 August 31, 2018 Flint Man To Join Space Force And Undertake Mission to Mars to Bring Back Water For His Hometown by James Schlarmann
August 28, 2018 August 28, 2018 Trump Signs Order Creating New Government Search Engine “Tru-gle” by James Schlarmann
August 24, 2018 August 24, 2018 Trump Argues Hush Money Payments Not Campaign Finance Fraud Because They Were Made In Confederate Dollars by James Schlarmann
August 22, 2018 August 22, 2018 Sessions Promises To ‘Get to Bottom Of Why’ Hillary Clinton’s Lawyer, Campaign Manager Still Not Going To Prison by James Schlarmann
August 21, 2018 August 21, 2018 HIllary Clinton Is So Fuckin’ High Right Now, Guys by James Schlarmann
August 21, 2018 August 21, 2018 Rudy: “Trump Always Tells the Truth Unless He’s Lying But Then He’s Telling The Truth Unless He’s Not In Which Case He Is or Is Not Lying” by James Schlarmann
August 20, 2018 August 20, 2018 President Trump Furious He Can’t Get Into Ivanka’s Pants by James Schlarmann
August 16, 2018 August 16, 2018 Mexican American Has Surprisingly Little Problem Believing Trump Has Used The N-Word Before by James Schlarmann
August 10, 2018 August 10, 2018 Laura Ingraham Kicked Out of Dry Cleaners For Arguing With Staff After She Lost The Ticket To Claim Her White Robe by James Schlarmann
August 8, 2018 August 8, 2018 While Punching Orphan In The Face And Spitting On Nun’s Tits, Trump Complains of ‘Overly Negative Press’ by James Schlarmann
August 6, 2018 August 6, 2018 Trump Admits He’s Just Jealous of the Size of Lebron James’ Bank Account by James Schlarmann
August 3, 2018 August 3, 2018 Lying Sack Of Shit Working For Obnoxious Asshole Who Spread Racist Rumor For a Decade Has Feelings Too, Apparently by James Schlarmann
