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DeSantis Bans Depictions of Nude Baby Jesus in Florida
Just hours after a Tallahassee school principal was fired because parents complained their children were exposed to one of the most famous statues in...
Central Park 5 Take Out Full Page NYT Ad Demanding Trump’s...
Five men falsely accused of a 1989 rape and assault of a jogger in New York's Central Park, leading to each man serving anywhere...
NYC Advises Trump Lawyers They Don’t Have Family Prison Cells
Despite the fact that no arrests have been thus far, it seems like the entire country is waiting with bated breath for the moment...
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Biden Tells Trump He’ll Race Him Upstairs to See Who Takes Cognitive Test First
The one thing it seems every Americans knows they need most isn't food, clothing, shelter, or healthcare. It's a constant, never-ending election cycle, and even though the next presidential contest is still more than...
Boebert Slams Biden for Spending President’s Day in Country She Can’t Find on a...
This morning, President Joe Biden made a surprise visit to Ukraine, and met with Ukrainian President Vlodomir Zalensky. Normally, an American president visiting an ally would not be enough to rankle pro-MAGA politicians, but...
Biden Promises to Brief Greene, Boebert on Downed Aircraft as Soon as They Can...
Congresswomen Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) and Lauren Boebert (Low IQ, CO) are demanding that President Joe Biden personally brief them on the multiple unidentified aircraft that have been shot down over North American skies...
Smithsonian Apologizes for Escaped Horse Faced Cave Troll’s Disruptions During State of the Union
Last night, one of the Smithsonian's displays came alive and escaped the confines of the museum. Reportedly, the horse faced cave troll that broke out from the Smithsonian's "Prehistoric Humans" exhibit wound up at...
