January 27, 2020 January 27, 2020 Pam Bondi’s Mouth Leaks $25,000 In Trump’s Cash During Impeachment Defense by James Schlarmann
January 27, 2020 January 27, 2020 Trey Gowdy Sure Does Wish Obama Had Been as ‘Concerned’ About Ukrainian Corruption as Trump by James Schlarmann
January 25, 2020 January 25, 2020 President’s Legal Team Delivers Blistering Defense of Wanting to F_ _ k Your Own Daughter by James Schlarmann
January 24, 2020 January 24, 2020 Hawley: “The Democrats Are Really Terrified We’re Going to Impeach Hunter Biden” by James Schlarmann
January 22, 2020 January 22, 2020 Cruz: “Democrats Are Waging a Partisan Attack On Our Partisan Acquittal After our Partisan Trial” by James Schlarmann
January 21, 2020 January 21, 2020 Woman Unpopular Enough to Lose Winnable Election to Literal Garbage Says Sanders is Unpopular by James Schlarmann
January 15, 2020 January 15, 2020 Trump: “They Better Call The Witnesses Who Can Exonerate Me and Who I’m Forbidding to Testify!” by James Schlarmann
January 14, 2020 January 14, 2020 POLL: Most Americans Hope Sanders and Warren Fans Remember How God Awful Trump Is by James Schlarmann
January 13, 2020 January 13, 2020 This 77 Year Old Tortoise Has F_ _ked the Working Class So Much It’s On The Brink of Extinction by James Schlarmann
January 10, 2020 January 10, 2020 Mexico Updates Trump On How Much They’ve Paid For His Wall So Far by James Schlarmann
January 9, 2020 January 9, 2020 Adderall Sponsoring Trump’s Next State of the Union Address by James Schlarmann
January 8, 2020 January 8, 2020 McConnell: “American Justice is a Fair Trial Where the Jury is Corrupt, Evidence is Hidden, and Witnesses Can’t Testify” by James Schlarmann
January 7, 2020 January 7, 2020 Trump Demands Schwarzenegger Help Extinguish Brushfires in ‘His Own Home Country’ by James Schlarmann
January 6, 2020 January 6, 2020 Trump Promises His Middle East War Will ‘Go Just as Good’ as Bush’s by James Schlarmann
January 4, 2020 January 4, 2020 Data Analysis: More People Than IQ Points in Arena During Most Recent Trump Rally by James Schlarmann
January 4, 2020 January 4, 2020 Donald Trump Jr. Anxiously Awaiting Results of Genetic Bone Spur Tests by James Schlarmann
January 3, 2020 January 3, 2020 Tomi Lahren Spotted In Recruitment Office Enlisting Someone Else’s Kids to Die for Trump’s Re-Election by James Schlarmann
January 1, 2020 January 2, 2020 Donald Trump Lists ‘F_ _king Your Mom’ as Only New Year’s Resolution by James Schlarmann
December 31, 2019 December 31, 2019 Hasbro Releasing “Trumpnopoly” Board Game Where Winning Players File Bankruptcy and Duck Income Tax by James Schlarmann
