September 17, 2019 September 17, 2019 Ben Shapiro Just Really Wants to See Justice Kavanaugh’s Dick, Okay? by James Schlarmann
September 9, 2019 September 9, 2019 Taliban Spokesman Says They Weren’t Sure They Wanted to Hang Out With a ‘Religious Kook’ Like Mike Pence Anyway by James Schlarmann
September 3, 2019 September 3, 2019 Ted Cruz Offers to Lube Up and Fuck a Gun to Show How Safe They Are by James Schlarmann
September 2, 2019 September 2, 2019 FBI Report Shows U.S. Needs Just 400 Trillion More Thoughts and Prayers to Reduce Gun Violence by James Schlarmann
August 30, 2019 August 30, 2019 Local Moron Doesn’t Understand Difference Between Climate and Weather by James Schlarmann
August 29, 2019 August 29, 2019 Tennessee Man Sues El Pollo Loco To Change Name to “Crazy Chicken” by James Schlarmann
August 25, 2019 August 25, 2019 Man Chanting ‘Send Her Back’ Can’t Locate His Home State on a Map by James Schlarmann
August 24, 2019 August 24, 2019 Emergency Crews Working To Remove Jeff Sessions From Package of E.L. Fudge Cookies by James Schlarmann
August 23, 2019 August 23, 2019 Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg: “Cancer Can’t Make Me Resign Until It Leaves The Oval Office First” by James Schlarmann
August 21, 2019 August 21, 2019 Adolf Hitler Endorses Labeling AntiFa A ‘Terrorist Organization’ by James Schlarmann
August 19, 2019 August 19, 2019 God Says He’s Getting a Lot of Prayers About Mitch McConnell Having a Stroke by James Schlarmann
August 17, 2019 August 17, 2019 NRA to Open Virginia “Gun Land” Amusement Park for Kids by James Schlarmann
August 16, 2019 August 16, 2019 A Complete List of Billionaire Pedophile Illegal Immigrant Mass Shooters in the News This Week by James Schlarmann
August 15, 2019 August 15, 2019 Trump Supports Netanyahu’s Islamophobic Response to Fictional Anti-Semitism of “The Squad” by James Schlarmann
August 14, 2019 August 14, 2019 Kentucky Republicans Want Law Banning Abortion After Sexual Attraction by James Schlarmann
August 9, 2019 August 9, 2019 Jesus Christ Has A Message For His Followers Who Vote For Trump: Fuck You by James Schlarmann
August 8, 2019 August 8, 2019 Man Who Fractured Kid’s Skull For ‘Disrespecting’ Anthem to Receive Presidential Medal of Nationalist Psychos by James Schlarmann
August 5, 2019 August 5, 2019 Local Gun Rights Activist: Mass Shootings ‘Aren’t That Big a Deal Because Everyone Dies’ by James Schlarmann
August 3, 2019 August 3, 2019 Porn Site Reveals “Daddy/Daughter” As Most Searched Term In Trump States by James Schlarmann
