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Jim Jordan Won’t Admit the Election Wasn’t Stolen or That Trump’s...

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Boebert Demands to Know Why FDA Still Hasn’t Approved Bleach Injection...

James Schlarmann - October 18, 2021 0

Republicans Outraged Milley Showed More Loyalty to Country Than Trump’s Balls

James Schlarmann - September 30, 2021 0

Trump Warns Boebert He’ll Never Be President Again if Potential Rape...

James Schlarmann - September 23, 2021 0

Local Fuckface Still Crying and Lying About Losing

James Schlarmann - September 21, 2021 0

Early Data Shows Justice for J6 Rally Drew Crowd With More...

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Senator Coalfarts McFuckface Doesn’t Want Infrastructure Plan to Pay for Clean Air or Water

James Schlarmann - October 19, 2021

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Republicans Race to Defend One of Their Own After Bathroom Confrontation

James Schlarmann - October 5, 2021

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Wow! Twitter Hasn’t Banned a President of the United States in Over Five Months!

James Schlarmann - July 1, 2021

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Basic White Woman Not Sure She Should Care If People of Color Can Vote

James Schlarmann - June 22, 2021

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Humor/SatireOctober 25, 2021

DeSantis Offers $5,000 to Any Cop With COVID That Makes Out With Him

Humor/SatireOctober 21, 2021

Jim Jordan Won’t Admit the Election Wasn’t Stolen or That Trump’s Balls Don’t Taste Like Candy

Humor/SatireOctober 14, 2021

Greene Vows to ‘Never Rest’ Until She Finds Who Dropped a House On Her Sister’s Head

Humor/SatireJuly 28, 2016

Trump Asks Russian Kids To Come To America, and ‘Ding-Dong-Ditch’ Hillary

Humor/SatireMarch 13, 2017

Conway Caught Freebasing Chemtrails In Tinfoil Tent, Ranting That Bowling Green Was An ‘Inside False Flag’

Humor/SatireAugust 16, 2021

Shockingly, Former Crack Head Might Not Have Been Right About Trump’s Reinstatement

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God: “I Have No Fucking Clue Who This Mango Craycray Greene Is”

James Schlarmann - September 25, 2021

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, House Democrats passed a bill that, if signed into law, would codify the right to an abortion, ahead of the Supreme Court hearing arguments in a case that could gut the 1973 Roe v. Wade...

Humor/SatireOctober 25, 2021

DeSantis Offers $5,000 to Any Cop With COVID That Makes Out With Him

Humor/SatireOctober 21, 2021

Jim Jordan Won’t Admit the Election Wasn’t Stolen or That Trump’s Balls Don’t Taste Like Candy

Humor/SatireOctober 14, 2021

Greene Vows to ‘Never Rest’ Until She Finds Who Dropped a House On Her Sister’s Head

Humor/SatireJuly 28, 2016

Trump Asks Russian Kids To Come To America, and ‘Ding-Dong-Ditch’ Hillary

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Humor/SatireOctober 21, 2021

Jim Jordan Won’t Admit the Election Wasn’t Stolen or That Trump’s Balls Don’t Taste Like Candy

Humor/SatireOctober 19, 2021

Senator Coalfarts McFuckface Doesn’t Want Infrastructure Plan to Pay for Clean Air or Water

Humor/SatireOctober 20, 2021

Scientists Discovered the Missing Link. You’ll Never Guess Which State Sent Her to Congress!

Humor/SatireOctober 25, 2021

DeSantis Offers $5,000 to Any Cop With COVID That Makes Out With Him

Humor/SatireOctober 14, 2021

Greene Vows to ‘Never Rest’ Until She Finds Who Dropped a House On Her Sister’s Head

Humor/SatireJuly 15, 2021

Data Suggests Literally Nobody Gives a Fuck What Ted Cruz Thinks About Anything

Science/Tech

Humor/SatireFebruary 18, 2021

Pat Robertson: God Will Warm Texas If He Stops Watching “Magic Mike” for Research Purposes Twelve Times a Week

Humor/SatireJune 15, 2020

Trump Promises Entire Capital Will Be Converted To Renewable White Power

Humor/SatireJanuary 7, 2020

Trump Demands Schwarzenegger Help Extinguish Brushfires in ‘His Own Home Country’

Humor/SatireSeptember 24, 2019

Mouth Breathing, Knuckle Dragging Moron Mocks Girl Ten Times Smarter and Accomplished Than He’ll Ever Be

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Humor/SatireSeptember 29, 2020

Eric Finds Daddy’s Next Tax Payment in White House Sofa Cushions

Humor/SatireMay 6, 2020

Lahren: “All Lives Matter Except When You Need to Die for The Economy”

Humor/SatireApril 22, 2020

DNC Announces New Strategy: Encouraging Trump Supporters to Protest Coronavirus Lockdowns

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Humor/SatireAugust 5, 2021

CDC: Increased Risk of COVID Infection After Exposure to Blathering, Right-Wing Morons

Humor/SatireJune 29, 2021

Tucker Carlson: NSA Agents Were in His Closet Spying and One of The Agents Looked at Him

Humor/SatireMay 20, 2021

8 out of 10 Klan Members Think Tucker Carlson’s a Little Too Proud of His Racism

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