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Well That’s It. The Republicans Have Convinced Me. I am NOT Voting for Hunter Biden!
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Cruz: “The Senate Must Fill Ginsburg’s Seat and Secure a Permanent Majority for the Overwhelming Minority”
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Taliban Endorses Judge Amy Coney Barrett for Supreme Court Justice
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UPDATE: Mitch McConnell Still a Certifiably Racist, Wet-Eyed, Wattle-Necked Cuntsicle
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1776 Commission Will Teach Kids Facts About America’s Totally Not Racist Past of Slavery, Genocide, Jim Crow, and Internment Camps
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Trump: “All Lives Matter Except in Blue States”
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Pussy Grabbing Predator With 25 Credible Allegations of Sexual Assault Can’t Wait to Bring Up Biden’s Past
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