Lindsey Graham Offering ‘Handies and Half-and-Halfs’ to Campaign Donors

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Lindsey Graham (R-Trump’s Taint) has not been coy or reticent ...

Cruz: “The Senate Must Fill Ginsburg’s Seat and Secure a Permanent Majority for the Overwhelming Minority”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Unsurprisingly, Congressional Republicans have been giving interviews and making social media ...

Romney Had Spine Removed So He Could Suck Trump’s Dick

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Shocking absolutely, positively nobody, Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) announced today that ...

Taliban Endorses Judge Amy Coney Barrett for Supreme Court Justice

AFGHANISTAN — The Taliban have issued the following statement, in their words “fully and ...

Trump: “All Lives Matter Except in Blue States”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s no big secret that President Donald Trump has spent a ...