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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How didĀ thisĀ end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply to him? Think of the...

I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as...

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about this topic ten years ago,...

Jesus: “Silencing Transgender People Isn’t Christian, It’s Cunty”

"I specifically told people to stop being judgmental little twatwaffles to everyone." In Montana, elected Republicans have effectively thrown transgender Democrat Zoey Zephyr out of...

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3 Ways to Tell Which Democrats to Expel From Congress for Protesting Gun Violence

Are you a member of a state legislature? Is your state a red state? Do you find yourself in the position to throw three members of the opposite party out of the legislature because...

President Brandon Promises to Go Visit Trump in Jail

Yesterday, history was made when the New York City District Attorney filed 34 indictments against former President Donald John Trump. The indictment come after DA Alvin Bragg's months long investigation into Trump using his...

Greene Wants Answers from Biden About 16 Trillion Illegal Immigrants Crossing Border

Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) lashed out at the Biden administration today for what she called a "total and complete failure" to enforce U.S. immigration laws. Ms. Greene lambasted Biden and accused him of...

Biden Tells Trump He’ll Race Him Upstairs to See Who Takes Cognitive Test First

The one thing it seems every Americans knows they need most isn't food, clothing, shelter, or healthcare. It's a constant, never-ending election cycle, and even though the next presidential contest is still more than...

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Sorry Libs. In Real America We Teach The Three R’s: Reagan, Religion, Re-Electing Trump

The following editorial was submitted by right-wing commentator and "school choice advocate" Dustin Pewpsin. The thoughts and opinions expressed herein are only those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not necessarily those of this outlet. Sometimes I wonder if liberals and conservatives/fascists...

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