Whiny Cunt Won’t Stop Complaining About Social Media on Social Media
WASHINGTON, D.C. — He doesn’t have to tweet. There is no clause in the ...
Lahren Defends George Floyd’s Killer: “Blue Kneels Matter More”
LA VALLE RUBIA PINCHE PUTA, CALIFORNIA — Fox News contributing racist Tomi Lahren has ...
Twitter to Start Putting “Emotionally Fragile Idiot” Label on Trump Tweets
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Yesterday, for the first time ever, Twitter applied real-time ...
Poll: Majority of Americans Wish Trump’s Mom Had Been Pro-Choice
As the election draws closer, there’s little doubt that President Donald Trump believes he’s ...
GoFundMe Established to Pay Legal Fees for “Anyone Who Pisses in Donald Trump’s Face”
A crowdfund has been set up with a special, Trump-specific mission in mind.
Trump Declares Houses That Worship Him “Essential”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, the President of the United States of America declared the ...
Ford CEO: Trump Wore Angry, Spray-Tanned, Vagina Necked, Racist Orangutan Mask on Factory Floor
YPSILANTI, MICHIGAN — Jim Hackett, CEO of the Ford Motor Company, told reporters today ...
Trump Threatens To Withhold Funding From Any State That Lets Democrats Vote
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Elections in this country are run and officiated by state governments, ...
Despite Lack of Rent, Obama Looking for ‘Less Racist and Stupid’ Place to Live
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Barack Obama announced today that he and his family ...
FDA Warns of Newly Discovered Hydroxychloroquine Side-Effect: Permanent Butthole Mouth
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though it’s unclear whether it’s true or not, this week President ...
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