February 18, 2019 February 18, 2019 Trump Calls Putin and Wishes Him a Happy ‘Actual’ President’s Day by James Schlarmann
February 14, 2019 February 14, 2019 Trump: It’s ‘Treasonous’ That Andrew McCabe and Others Put Country Ahead of Loyalty to Him by James Schlarmann
February 11, 2019 February 11, 2019 MAGA Boy Pretty Sure He Can Insult His Way into AOC’s Stupid Commie Pants by James Schlarmann
February 6, 2019 February 6, 2019 Trump Tells Secret Service to Investigate Pelosi’s ‘Threatening Sarcastic Clapping’ by James Schlarmann
February 5, 2019 February 5, 2019 We Obtained a Leaked Transcript of Trump’s State of the Union by James Schlarmann
February 4, 2019 February 4, 2019 Tom Brady: Promise of Cold White House Hamberder Buffet Inspired Super Bowl XLIII Performance by James Schlarmann
January 29, 2019 January 29, 2019 MAGA Supporter Unable to Read Trump Tweet on Bible Literacy in Schools by James Schlarmann
January 25, 2019 January 25, 2019 Hillary Clinton Circling Home of Roger Stone Chanting, ‘Lock Him Up!’ by James Schlarmann
January 24, 2019 January 24, 2019 White House Requests Celebratory McNugget Dipping Sauce Lists from Rams and Patriots by James Schlarmann
January 22, 2019 January 22, 2019 David Duke, American Nazi Party, KKK Condemn Media for Implying Racists Wear MAGA Hats by James Schlarmann
January 19, 2019 January 19, 2019 Adult Hitler: “I’d Totally Go Forward in Time and Kill Baby Ben Shapiro” by James Schlarmann
January 16, 2019 January 16, 2019 Men’s Rights Activist Vows to Never Shave Cousin’s Genitals with Gillette Razor Again by James Schlarmann
January 14, 2019 January 14, 2019 Trump Asks Legal Team if Sitting Presidents Can Be Indicted or Impeached During Shutdown by James Schlarmann
January 11, 2019 January 11, 2019 Don Jr. Explains Why ‘Walls Work’ and Why 6 Six Trillion Illegal Mexicans Come Over Ours Every Second by James Schlarmann
January 10, 2019 January 10, 2019 Freshman Democrat Offers Trump Thoughts and Prayers Instead of a Wall by James Schlarmann
January 9, 2019 January 9, 2019 Adderall Will Officiallly Sponsor Trump’s Next Prime Time Border Address by James Schlarmann
January 8, 2019 January 8, 2019 Mexico Agrees to Pay for Commercial Time During Trump’s Border Wall Address by James Schlarmann
January 7, 2019 January 7, 2019 Trump Offers to Scratch Border Wall in Favor of Giant Retractable Dome by James Schlarmann
January 4, 2019 January 4, 2019 2020 Democratic Contender Hopes She’s as Likable as Rage-Tweeting Racist, White Collar Crook She’d Be Facing by James Schlarmann
