February 21, 2020 February 21, 2020 Bloomberg: “I Paid Broads Like They Were As Good at Their Jobs As Men” by James Schlarmann
February 19, 2020 February 19, 2020 Court Docs: “Gun Girl” is Ann Coulter in Tomi Lahren Suit Wearing Kaitlin Bennett Mask and Sh_ _ _ing Herself by James Schlarmann
February 18, 2020 February 18, 2020 DNC: “We’re Not Taking Any Sides Except Against Candidates We Don’t Want You to Want” by James Schlarmann
February 17, 2020 February 17, 2020 NASCAR Fans Roar Approval as Wealthy Coastal Elitist Pretends to Care About Their Culture by James Schlarmann
February 16, 2020 February 16, 2020 Pundits: Could The Guy With The Crazy Idea That ‘Rich People Are Doing Okay Enough’ Really Be Elected? by James Schlarmann
February 15, 2020 February 15, 2020 Bloomberg Will Pay You $10,000 to Stop Thinking He’s Trying to Buy The Presidency by James Schlarmann
February 14, 2020 February 14, 2020 Bill Barr Is Totally Outraged (Wink, Wink) by Trump’s Inappropriate Tweets (Wink, Wink) by James Schlarmann
February 13, 2020 February 13, 2020 Hillary Clinton Offers to Represent Roger Stone at Future Parole Hearings by James Schlarmann
February 11, 2020 February 11, 2020 WDC Launching ‘Disney-‘ Streaming Service for Customers With Trump Level IQs by James Schlarmann
February 11, 2020 February 11, 2020 Illinois Nazis Re-Endorse Donald Trump for President by James Schlarmann
February 10, 2020 February 10, 2020 Trump Orders Brad Pitt Sent to Gitmo for ‘Treasonous’ Oscars Speech by James Schlarmann
February 8, 2020 February 8, 2020 Devin Nunes Assures Trump He Won’t Stop Sucking Him Off Even Though Impeachment Trial Is Over by James Schlarmann
February 7, 2020 February 7, 2020 Racist Old Man: “That Other Racist Old Man Isn’t Really That Racist” by James Schlarmann
February 6, 2020 February 6, 2020 Permanently Impeached Fat Fuck Sucks Own Dick, Rambles, Whines About Constitution for Room Full of Sycophantic Cultists by James Schlarmann
February 5, 2020 February 5, 2020 Trumpers Outraged “Classless” Pelosi Ripped Up Pussy Grabbing, Nazi Defending Birther’s Speech by James Schlarmann
February 4, 2020 February 4, 2020 Buttigieg Declares Himself Winner of 2020 General Election by James Schlarmann
February 3, 2020 February 3, 2020 Trump Orders Corporate Merger of Kansas and Missouri by James Schlarmann
February 2, 2020 February 2, 2020 Mexico Agrees to Pay For Stephen Miller’s Hair Plugs by James Schlarmann
February 1, 2020 February 1, 2020 Senate Votes to Lower the Law So It’s Just Beneath Trump by James Schlarmann
