June 20, 2019 June 20, 2019 MAGA Boy: “They Ain’t Concentration Camps, They’re Guarded Compounds for the Imprisonment of Ethnic Minorities!” by James Schlarmann
June 15, 2019 June 15, 2019 Donald Trump ‘Deeply Honored’ By Local Klan Chapter’s Endorsement by James Schlarmann
June 13, 2019 June 13, 2019 Sarah Huckabee Sanders Eager for First Meal From Her Home Trough by James Schlarmann
June 13, 2019 June 13, 2019 MAGA Boy: “My Family Didn’t Come Here from Europe to Let No Immigrants In!” by James Schlarmann
June 13, 2019 June 13, 2019 Lindsey Graham ‘Warming Up’ To Taste Of Trump’s Rectum by James Schlarmann
June 12, 2019 June 12, 2019 Literal Anus Sues Donald Trump for Copyright Infringement by James Schlarmann
June 11, 2019 June 11, 2019 Trump Gets Terrible Case of Freedom Gas and Blames Farts On Sarah Huckabee Sanders by James Schlarmann
June 10, 2019 June 10, 2019 President’s Plane Rechristened “Air Force Individual-1” by James Schlarmann
June 10, 2019 June 10, 2019 President Trump Threatens to Sue ‘Any American’ That Doesn’t Vote to Re-Elect Him by James Schlarmann
June 7, 2019 June 7, 2019 Trump: Space Force Will Put Base on Shared Earth/Mars Moon by James Schlarmann
June 7, 2019 June 7, 2019 Trump Orders ICE Guards Posted at Entrance to Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge by James Schlarmann
June 6, 2019 June 6, 2019 Thought of Boston Straight Pride Parade Gives Mike Pence Full-On Chubby by James Schlarmann
June 5, 2019 June 5, 2019 Town Republican Okay With Abortion Rape Exception ‘Only If She Wasn’t Askin’ For It’ by James Schlarmann
June 4, 2019 June 4, 2019 John McCain’s Spirit Sneaks Into White House and Teabags the President by James Schlarmann
May 30, 2019 May 30, 2019 Texas Democrat Authors Bill That Would Sentence Masturbating Men to Death by James Schlarmann
May 30, 2019 May 30, 2019 Alabama Democrat Wants Mandatory Vasectomies Until Marriage by James Schlarmann
May 29, 2019 June 6, 2019 Projections Show U.S. Could Fund Medicare For All For 400 Years Charging $1 To Punch Mitch McConnell In the Face by James Schlarmann
