April 21, 2019 April 21, 2019 Trump Says He Cannot Be Impeached for ‘Attempted Crimes’ Like ‘Conspriacy, Obstruction, or Murder’ by James Schlarmann
April 19, 2019 April 19, 2019 Mueller Report Documents Huckabee Sanders’ Daily Diet: A Trough Full of Bullshit by James Schlarmann
April 17, 2019 April 17, 2019 Trump Wanted to Drop Detained Immigrants at Local Taco Bells and Del Tacos by James Schlarmann
April 15, 2019 April 15, 2019 Sarah Huckabee Sanders Watches Emotionally as Childhood Belfry Goes Up In Flames by James Schlarmann
April 11, 2019 April 11, 2019 Barr Launches Investigation Into Whether Obama Administration Forced Trump to Be a Duplicitous, Lifelong Conman and Racist Idiot by James Schlarmann
April 8, 2019 April 8, 2019 Outgoing DHS Secretary Nielsen Making One Last Run to Petco for Dog/Migrant Child Crates by James Schlarmann
March 29, 2019 March 29, 2019 Anonymous White House Staffer Says President Concerned First Lady ‘Only Blows Sometimes’ by James Schlarmann
March 26, 2019 March 26, 2019 Barr Says Mueller Report Exonerates Trump for Saying Mexico Would Pay for Border Wall by James Schlarmann
March 21, 2019 March 21, 2019 Pelosi Offers McConnell Voter ID Laws for Voter IQ Laws by James Schlarmann
March 19, 2019 March 19, 2019 Devin Nunes Sues His Mom For Not Telling Him He’s a Whiny Bitch Sooner by James Schlarmann
March 12, 2019 March 12, 2019 Israeli Jew Making Sure She Can Criticize Her Government Without Being Called Antisemite by James Schlarmann
March 5, 2019 March 5, 2019 Trump: ‘I Didn’t Obstruct Justice, I Just Tried to Impede an Investigation!’ by James Schlarmann
March 4, 2019 March 4, 2019 Trump Regrets Every Abortion He Paid For, and the Don Jr. He Didn’t by James Schlarmann
February 28, 2019 February 28, 2019 Jim Jordan Shreds Cohen Testimony: ‘Total Waste of Taxpayer Dollars’ That ‘Didn’t Get into Benghazi Even Once’ by James Schlarmann
February 27, 2019 February 27, 2019 Courier Hands Cohen Check Signed by President Trump Just Before Entering Capitol Building by James Schlarmann
February 25, 2019 February 25, 2019 Putin Unsure He’ll Invite Trump to D.C. 4th of July Celebration by James Schlarmann
February 22, 2019 February 22, 2019 Kellyanne Conway: National Emergency at Border ‘Much Bigger and Worser Crisis’ Than Bowling Green Massacre by James Schlarmann
February 18, 2019 February 18, 2019 Trump Calls Putin and Wishes Him a Happy ‘Actual’ President’s Day by James Schlarmann
