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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Mr. Ivanka Trump Continues His Twitter Feud With Mr. Crypt Keeper

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The entirety of alleged billionaire Mr. Ivanka Trump's presidency has been...

Trump: Telling Sarah Huckabee Sanders Not to Give Briefings ‘Only Way to Keep Her From Lying’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, President Donald Trump drew criticism when he announced via...

McDonald’s Debuted New ‘Big Muck’ Hamberders at Clemson White House Dinner

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the federal government entering its fourth week of historic shutdown...

Mexico Starts GoFundMe For Its Own Wall

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- Newly elected Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador shocked the...

Trump Interviewing Hillary Clinton For Chief of Staff

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The mounting tension between President Donald Trump and his Chief of...

Jim Acosta is Opening a No-Impact Kung Fu Dojo

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Just a couple of days after finding himself at the heart...

Massengill and Summer’s Eve Are Co-Sponsoring the Kanye/Trump Summit

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When two of the greatest political minds of our time meet...

Lying Sack Of Shit Working For Obnoxious Asshole Who Spread Racist Rumor For a Decade Has Feelings Too, Apparently

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite being a combative, curt, condescending, tantrum throwing, filibustering, intellectually and...

Putin Can’t Believe It’s Really Going To Be THAT Easy Bugging Every Single Room In The White House

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- The Russian/American President just cannot believe his luck, sources close to...

Warren Agrees to DNA Test on Condition of Trump Spelling Test

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The heated, bitter war of words between Senator Liz Warren and...

Trump Administration Wants Planned Parenthood To Help With Separating Illegal Immigrant Children From Mothers

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the Donald Trump administration turned heads and shocked perhaps...

Trump Asks Ivanka To Be ‘Fill-in Melanie’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump reached out his First Lady today and asked her...

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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

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"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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