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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Seating Chart Places President At Kids’ Table for White House Thanksgiving Dinner

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's not for another couple of weeks, preparations are underway...

Giant, Rotting, Racist Pumpkin Spotted on White House Steps

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Halloween is today, and the White House preparations for the holiday...

Eric and Donald Trump Jr. Are Going to Scare White House Trick-or-Treaters as ‘Pointy-Headed Ghosts’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning the Trump administration announced that First Sons Donald Jr....

Ivanka Trump’s Costume for White House Halloween Party is “Sexy First Lady”

"I'm super duper excited to show Daddy!"

Trump Misses Blaming Farts on Sarah Huckabee Sanders

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While taking a stroll on the grounds of the White House...

Trump Claims It Was Obama Who Farted on All The Brand New Couches in the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In recent days, President Donald Trump has renewed his attacks on...

Women for Trump Teams Up With Chickens for McNuggets to Throw White House Campaign Fundraiser

The White House will play host to a special dinner gala celebration of the...

Megan Rapinoe Accepts Invitation to Visit Hillary Clinton’s House

LYON, FRANCE -- The U.S. Women's Soccer Team is celebrating their second straight FIFA...

Donald Trump Jr. Asks His Dad Who He Has to Blow to ‘Get a Killer Office Like Ivanka’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Are tensions mounting between America's Royal Family? Leaks out of the...

White House Drama: Eric Tells Ivanka ‘You Might Sleep With Dad, But You’re Not My Mom!’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Word out of the president's residence is that tempers are flaring...

Crews Will Work Overtime Shampooing Stench of Lies and Au Jus Out of Briefing Room

WASHINGTON,  D.C. -- The head of the White House cleaning crew has announced that...

Trump Bans Staff from Using Any “I-Words”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, a visibly agitated President Trump held a press conference...

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

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