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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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After Playing Fetch With Tiffany, Trump Says His Bone Spurs Feel Just Fine
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outgoing President Donald J. Trump is resting comfortably, and White Doctors...
November 30, 2020
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Crews Greasing Door Hinges In Case Trump Has to be Pushed Out of White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether he wants to leave or not, by the end of...
November 25, 2020
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Housekeeping Unsure How Long It Will Take to Fumigate Stench of Stupid from White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Perhaps its current occupant is still unwilling to face facts, but...
November 24, 2020
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Obama Reminds Biden White House Trash Day is Tuesday
UNDISCLOSED SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA -- Former President Barack Obama worked with President-elect...
November 23, 2020
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White House: Hospitals Must Send COVID-19 Data to Trump’s AOL Account
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- According to a new presidential edict signed just this morning, hospitals...
July 16, 2020
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President Trump Eliminates The Judicial Branch Via Executive Order
You might think the country really needs its Judicial Branch, but if you do, you're probably a libtarded beta cuck male and should shut up.
July 11, 2020
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Trump Signs Executive Order Officially Declaring His Penis “Straight, Effective, And Completely Normal Sized”
Will President Donald Trump's latest executive order finally put to a rest nasty rumors swirling around him and his junk?
July 10, 2020
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Trump Orders Confederate Flags Lowered to Half-Staff to Honor MAGAs Lost to Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- His critics have started to take notice that President Donald Trump...
June 11, 2020
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Mexico Offers to Pay to Remove Trump’s White House Wall
DELAWARE -- The Joe Biden presidential campaign received a letter from the Federal Government...
June 9, 2020
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Putin Gives Trump Permission to Rehire Michael Flynn
MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Depending on whether the federal judge in his criminal case allows...
May 11, 2020
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Nation Devastated to Learn Trump Officials Will Likely Recover from Coronavirus Infections
All across the United States, Americans are finding out that the executive branch of...
May 11, 2020
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Summer’s Eve To End Donald Trump Signature Line Of Products
After Nordstrom's and other retailers drop their ties to his daughter, Summer's Eve has decided to cut its Donald Trump line.
April 9, 2020
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
