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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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NRA President Says Obama Confiscated So Many Guns, Americans Were Left Defenseless Against Coronavirus

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- NRA CEO and Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre told various gun manufacturers...
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NRA to Open Virginia “Gun Land” Amusement Park for Kids

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- The National Rifle Association announced plans this week to build a...
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North Challenges LaPierre to AR-15 Duel for Control of NRA

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There's a power struggle developing at the National Rifle Association, and...
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Dana Loesch Not Sure She Wants To Be The NRA’s Spokesterrorist Anymore

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- Many Americans might have gotten the sense in the last fifteen...
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Wayne LaPierre Too Busy Scrubbing Blood Off Hands To Equivocate About Gun Violence

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- National Rifle Association Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre told reporters today that...
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NRA Calls For ‘Disingenuous, Half-Hearted Attempt to Pluck Low Hanging Gun Control Fruit’ It Will Ultimately Oppose

Wayne LaPierre tells the media he and the NRA are on board with the minimal effort to curb mass shootings, but only for a short time.
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Wayne LaPierre: ‘What Happened in Vegas Should Stay In Vegas and Not Be Talked About Anywhere Else, Ever Again’

The NRA's top spokesman, Wayne LaPierre, admonishes Americans to not think about doing anything rash in the wake of the Las Vegas shooting.
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Wayne LaPierre Makes Impassioned Plea For Congress to Pretend Friends and Colleagues Were First Graders

NRA Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre wants members of Congress to pretend their friends and colleagues were just innocent first graders.
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Wayne LaPierre Too Busy Scrubbing Blood Off His Hands To Equivocate About Gun Violence

"We have a strict policy at the NRA of only defending white people's gun rights."
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Wayne LaPierre Shoots and Kills Thoughts and Prayers That Accidentally Wandered Onto His Property

Wayne LaPierre takes aim at America's hope for a less violent future.
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #379

The unspeakable toll of Obama's Gun Confiscation.
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #365

A weekly tabulation of Obama's Gun Confiscation.
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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