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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Criminal Justice

Trump Had Special Presidential Crayons Made For Answering Mueller Questions

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For months, FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller has been wrangling the...
U.S. Politics

Putin Acknowledges Midterms Are Referendum On His First Term

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- As Americans headed to the polls to cast their ballots in...
World News

Putin Growing Irritated Hillary Is In Trump’s Mouth More Than He Is These Days

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Russian/American President Vladimir Putin (R-Kremlin) is said to be extremely irate...
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Putin Revokes Brennan’s Security Clearance

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Former CIA Director John Brennan has been stripped of his security...
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Steven Seagal Looking Forward To Piss Whores

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Former alleged actor and martial artist Steven Seagal will be the...
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Putin: “I’m Glad I Didn’t Have To Show Picture ID To Buy The Presidency”

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Russian and/or American President Vladimir Putin was overheard today speaking to...
Criminal Justice

Giluliani Defends OJ: ‘I’m Not Even Sure Repeatedly Showing Someone the Edge Of Your Knife In Their Throat Is A Crime’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Stating that he "might as well" because he was...
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Trump: “Oh Do Excuse Me, I’ve Been Meaning To Say ‘Yes Collusion!'”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a sudden about-face from months of public denials, President Donald...
Business

Trump Family Makes Deal With Lawry’s For Exclusive New Table Salt

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today the White House released a joint press release with the...
Criminal Justice

Bob Mueller Walking White House Grounds Looking For Good Stakeout Point Ahead Of Putin Visit

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. --  Special Counsel Robert Mueller has been seen...
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Putin Assures Trump Andrew Jackson Had Nothing to Do With Trail of Tears

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When President Trump took office, one of the first controversial decisions...
World News

Putin Can’t Believe It’s Really Going To Be THAT Easy Bugging Every Single Room In The White House

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- The Russian/American President just cannot believe his luck, sources close to...
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
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Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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