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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Poll Shows Majority of Americans Wouldn’t Mind if Coronavirus Outbreak Contained Only to Oval Office

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A new poll just released shows that a majority of Americans...
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Asked to Find America on a Map With No Labels, Pompeo Points to Russia

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Secretary of State Mike Pompeo was unable to point to the...
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Trump Threatens To Send Queen of England ‘Declaration of More Independence’ Because of ‘Unforgivable’ UK Protests

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Decades-long relationships between the United States and its strongest European allies...
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Trump, Un Set ‘Hard And Fast’ Self-Fellatio Time Limit Ahead of Summit

SINGAPORE -- Representatives from President Donald Trump and North Korea's dictator Kim Jong Un...
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Mexico Asks Trump to Pay for Northern Border Wall to Keep American Mass Shooters Out

"When the United States issues guns, it's not giving them to their best."
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World Leaders Just Want Putin and Trump to Fuck and Get It Over With

The sexually explosive relationship between Putin and Trump has all the U.N. ambassadors concerned, and wishing the two would just get a room together.
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President-Elect Trump Names Himself As U.S. Diplomat To Russia

President-Elect Trump's eyebrow-raising administration appointments continue with his self-selection as U.S. Ambassador to Russia.
Lifestyle

When Traveling in the U.S., Mexico Advises Citizens to Bring Bottled Water

The government of Mexico doesn't want its citizens drinking American water.
Arts & Entertainment

Leaked Script from ‘Thelma & Louise 2’ Staring Donald Trump and Vladmir Putin

Donald Trump and Vlad Putin are so cozy, they plan to make a movie together.
World News

Netanyahu: Western Nuke Deal With Iran a ‘Serious Threat To My Warmongering’

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is not happy about what the new nuclear deal with Iran will mean for his posturing and rhetoric.
World News

U.S. Takes Break From Thumping Its Chest to Slap Itself On Back – With Fireworks!

The Fourth f July is the day of the year that America stops thumping its chest long enough to slap itself on its back for a "job well done" in democracy.

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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