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Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
Conservative Media
Scientists Of Oz Baffled That Tomi Lahren Not Melted By Glass Of Thrown Water
THE MERRY OLD LAND OF OZ -- With a ha-ha-ha, a ho-ho-ho, and a...
May 23, 2018
Conservative Media
Fox News: Tibia Lahren Uniquely Qualified To Identify Lazy, Low-Skilled People
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Last week, White House Chief of Staff John Kelly gave...
May 14, 2018
Conservative Media
Bitch Kicks Dog
Over the span of her relatively short career, right-wing firebrand commentator and Nazi Barbie...
March 20, 2018
Conservative Media
Tomi Lahren Wants NASA To Rename Black Holes Because ‘All Holes Matter’
VAPID VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Conservative right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tributary Lahren...
March 17, 2018
Conservative Media
Tomi Lahren Says The Wakanda Forever Hashtag Is ‘Just Like The KKK’
VALLE DE PUTANA RACISTA, CALIFORNIA -- Today right-wing firebrand commentator Tinseltown Lahren told listeners...
March 9, 2018
Conservative Media
Tomi Lahren Watched Trump’s Access Hollywood Tape Instead Of The ‘Godless Sexual Deviants’ On The Oscars
VAPID TWUNT, TEXAS -- This morning, right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tabasco...
March 5, 2018
Conservative Media
Lahren Will Be On Super Bowl LII Field Before Kickoff, Holding Gun To Players’ Heads So They Stand For Anthem
Are you ready for some forced nationalissssssssssssssmmmmmmmm?!
February 4, 2018
Conservative Media
Fox Sending Tomi Lahren To North Korea To Ask Kim Jong Un For Tips On Forced Patriotism
Fox News is shipping its most plucky and screech-a-rific contributor to North Korea so she can pick Un's brain about despotic patriotism.
January 25, 2018
Science & Medicine
Pharmaceutical Company Develops Screechitol, World’s First Auditory Contraceptive
PharmTek Incorporated, a subsidiary of Galactic Chemical Enterprises, announced a new contraceptive they've been...
January 23, 2018
Conservative Media
Black Man Tying Shoes Sends Tammy Lahren Into Rage-Induced Coma
DULLARD, TEXAS -- Representatives for right-wing firebrand conservative commentator Tabasco Lahren are confirming at...
December 29, 2017
Science & Medicine
Tomi Lahren Wants NASA To Rename Black Holes Because ‘All Holes Matter’
VAPID VALLEY, TEXAS -- Conservative right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tributary Lahren...
December 26, 2017
Conservative Media
T-Bone Lahren Wants President of Carolinas To Forbid Sale Of Panthers To P-Diddy
SIN CEREBRO, TEXAS -- Timpani Lahren, the feisty blonde conservative commentator and Fox News...
December 19, 2017
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
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