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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
Criminal Justice
Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes
"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
April 10, 2024
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6 Ways Americans Can Address Mass Shootings Without Actually Doing Anything About Guns
Okay, America. Maybe it's time to slow down a little bit on the mass...
August 7, 2019
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God to Americans: “Your Kids Are Making It Here Faster Than Your Thoughts And Prayers”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This morning, Larry "God" Schumway held a press conference...
February 20, 2018
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Jesus Christ to Americans: “Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar”
"They aren't going to stop anything, least of which being a high-speed projectile fired at terminal velocity."
November 6, 2017
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Hurricane Harvey: Red Cross Says Thought and Prayer Warehouses Full, Could Use Actual Help Now
The Red Cross wants Americans to consider sending help for Harvey victims that's a little more useful than words and thoughts.
August 28, 2017
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Wayne LaPierre Shoots and Kills Thoughts and Prayers That Accidentally Wandered Onto His Property
Wayne LaPierre takes aim at America's hope for a less violent future.
June 16, 2016
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
Criminal Justice
Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes
"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
April 10, 2024
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Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More
The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...
April 4, 2024
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The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers
"Did you know there have already been thousands of rape pregnancies as a result...
March 29, 2024
