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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Lifestyle
Cruz: “Republicans Are the Party of Lincoln and That’s Why We Defend the Monuments and Flag of His Racist Enemies”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a break in a Senate hearing on voting rights laws,...
April 20, 2021
Science & Medicine
Cruz: “The Only Thing I Need Covering My Face Left Washington on January 20th”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For quite some time, some Senate Republicans have scoffed at, if...
April 19, 2021
U.S. Politics
Ted Cruz Never Would’ve Taken Corporate Campaign Donations If He Knew The Companies Were Pro-Democracy
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-TX) told Fox News this morning that he's...
April 7, 2021
Conservative Media
Lara Trump Hired By Fox to Do To Her Father-in-Law Publicly What Her Sister-in-Law Does Privately
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This morning, Fox News made it official -- former...
March 29, 2021
Science & Medicine
Reporter Asks Ted Cruz to Either Put a Mask Over His Face or a Gun in His Mouth
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-TX) was asked by a reporter last night...
March 25, 2021
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Cruz: “Republicans Just Want to Make Sure Voters Are the Right Shade of American”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attempting to explain to reporters why he and his fellow Republicans...
March 24, 2021
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Ted Cruz: “We Can’t Do Something About Gun Violence Until We’re Done Doing Nothing”
Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-TX) doesn't want to do anything about gun violence until the country is done doing nothing about it first.
March 24, 2021
U.S. Politics
Ted Cruz Says If D.C. Gets Statehood, Mar-A-Lago Should Too
"If they're gonna give all those, you know, URBANS, two more senators, it's only fair we get two more ourselves."
March 22, 2021
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Doughy Senator Defends White Supremacist’s Right to Mock Women Who Could Kick Their Asses
Ted Cruz wants to know why military officials would defend their own instead of letting Tucker Carlson bash them.
March 17, 2021
Women's Rights
Poll: 90% of Americans Support Inventing Time Travel to Convince Ted Cruz’s Mom to Be Pro-Choice
"In this country, you can't get this kind of agreement on the wetness of water."
March 9, 2021
The Democrats
Dear President Joe: When Are You Going to Insult My Wife’s Looks, Sir?
"I'm waiting. Heidi's ugly ass is waiting. The nation's waiting."
March 5, 2021
Science & Medicine
Ted Cruz’s Ugly Wife Confirms Gender Neutral Potato Head and Her Husband Will Still Have Same Size Balls
Heidi Cruz, the ugly as sin wife of Sen. Ted Cruz, confirmed for reporters...
February 25, 2021
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024