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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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Fauci: It’s ‘Entirely Possible’ Ted Cruz Leaked From a Lab or Trump’s Rectum
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Dr. Anthony Fauci finally laid to rest some questions he's been...
May 26, 2021
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This Doughy Coward Wouldn’t Defend His Wife’s Looks But Has Thoughts on Macho Soldiers
When one envisions Senator Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun), they don't exactly conjure up a mental...
May 21, 2021
Criminal Justice
South Carolina Lets Death Row Inmates Choose Execution by Spending Five Minutes With Ted Cruz
COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA -- In the Palmetto State, it's become quite difficult for authorities...
May 20, 2021
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Texas: Shooting Self in Dick Surpasses Covid-19 Deaths for First Time Since 2019
AUSTIN, TEXAS -- Republicans in the Lonestar State are crowing quite loudly this morning...
May 18, 2021
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Cruz Warns ‘Democrats Might Be Allowed to Count Every Vote’ if For the People Act Passes
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Republicans are quite nervous as a group about the For...
May 11, 2021
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Facebook Rolls Out Middle Finger Reaction for Ted Cruz’s Posts
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Facebook will add a brand new feature over the...
May 7, 2021
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Cruz: Facebook Should Be Forced to Allow ‘President Trump and Any Other Klansman’ on Their Site
"What we are seeing..is the undeniable living proof...of radical, far-left, Antifa Sponsored Cancel Cultural...
May 5, 2021
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One Had Well Done Steak, The Other Had Trump Dick
It was a night one of them would never forget, and that was forgotten...
May 5, 2021
U.S. Politics
Ted Cruz Fell Asleep During Biden’s Speech and Had a Nightmare That People Actually Like Him
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During President Joe Biden's first joint address to Congress last night,...
April 29, 2021
Science & Medicine
CDC Says Fully Vaccinated Politicians Can Safely Rim Wannabe Autocrats Again
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Many Americans are wondering when life can return to some version...
April 22, 2021
U.S. Politics
Cruz: Dems ‘Aren’t Entitled’ to Supreme Court Majority ‘Just Because They’re the Majority’
"Do they think their democracy should be representative of their demographics?"
April 22, 2021
Science & Medicine
FDA Says Covid Vaccine Won’t Protect You From Getting Shitty Haircuts
"This also probably means the vaccine won't prevent douchebaggery."
April 21, 2021
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes
"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
April 10, 2024
