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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
The Democrats
Republicans Race to Defend One of Their Own After Bathroom Confrontation
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressional Republicans have begun to close ranks and circle the wagons...
October 5, 2021
Science & Medicine
Cruz: “As Soon as Trump Gives Them Back, I’ll Know If Getting Vaccinated Changed My Balls”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, noted virologist and "Wet Ass Pussy" composer Nicki Minaj...
September 20, 2021
Women's Rights
Cruz Reminds Constituents That The ‘Back Door Means No Babies and No Abortions’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The American right-wing, particularly those in Evangelical circles, have been pushing...
September 9, 2021
World News
Cruz: “America Needed a Draft Dodger With Bone Spurs Leading the Afghanistan Withdrawal”
"What this entire debacle has taught is something really quite simple to understand. America...
August 27, 2021
U.S. Politics
Cruz: “Donald Trump Understood That The Constitution is For Cucks”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL) appeared on CNN and divulged...
August 9, 2021
The Democrats
Cruz: “Why Is Joe Biden So Afraid to Call My Wife Ugly?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) blasted President Joe Biden today, accusing him...
August 6, 2021
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Scientists Unable to Predict if Ted Cruz Can Evolve Past Booger-Eating Fascist Stage
To say that Ted Cruz's political career is unique would be an understatement, given...
July 20, 2021
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Data Suggests Literally Nobody Gives a Fuck What Ted Cruz Thinks About Anything
Does anybody in America actually give a fuck what Senator Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) thinks...
July 15, 2021
World News
Cruz Slams Texas Dems For Not Asking to Borrow His Cancun Timeshare
Democrats in the Texas State Senate have once again taken to extreme measures to...
July 13, 2021
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Cruz: America Needs a President ‘Who Can Think Outside the Constitution Again’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, former President Trump held a rally in Ohio, which...
June 27, 2021
Immigration
Cruz: “Why Hasn’t The Vice President Visited the Border So We Can Criticize What She Does There?”
Appearing on Newsmax TV, Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) lashed out at Vice President Kamala...
June 10, 2021
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All His Past Lovers Can’t Believe Don Trump’s Dong Was Big Enough to Block January 6th Commission
"I mean, just based on the VERY SMALL amount of time I spent with...
June 1, 2021
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024