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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Trump Wanted To Veto GOP Tax Plan After Finding Out Obama Would Benefit From It Too

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Independent and non-partisan estimates of the GOP tax plan and overhaul...
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Senate Republicans Inserted Tax Cut Amendment That Dumps Six Million Dollars On Bob Corker’s Lawn Every Quarter

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the hours ticking into minutes, ticking into moments before the...
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Paul Ryan Looks Forward To Life As Private Sector Misanthrope

"People always think I just want to gut Social Security and end Medicare, and that's utterly and completely false."
Economy

Paul Ryan: “Just Kidding! I Love Debt And Deficits!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When the Joint Committee on Taxation -- a non-partisan, official "scorekeeper"...
Economy

Day Trader Doing Coke Off Escort’s Tits Agrees With Chuck Grassley That Poor People Spend Carelessly

HILLTOP, VIRGINIA -- Mitchell McGee is a 39 year old day trader. McGee has four...
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Local Rube Looks Forward To Never Spending Money That Will Never Trickle Down To Him After GOP Tax Cuts

"There's all kinds of things I just can't wait to never afford like food, medicine, and housing."
Economy

Super Wealthy Oil Company CEO: Republican Tax Overhaul Means The Government Finally Works For Him Again

"You'll see how much better this is for all of us when I buy my fifth vacation home."
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After Tax Vote Announcement, John McCain’s Tumor Considers Joining The Resistance

"I really thought he was a maverick, but it turns out he's just a shill."
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Trump Cabinet Races Taxpayer Funded Gold Plated Jet Around Lower 48 States ‘For Shits and Giggles’

The Trump Cabinet just loves to fly big jets all over the country at the taxpayer's expense. Now they're racing a big gold jet for fun.
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A Quick Reference Guide to the Senate Republicans’ Formerly Secret Healthcare Plan

A view of the proposed changes within the secretive Republican healthcare plan from a 50,000 foot level.
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Homeless Man Flips Off Ben Carson and Tells Him ‘Stupidity Is A State of Republicanism’

A confrontation between Ben Carson and a homeless man results in some on the spot education in the Republican Party's platform for the HUD Secretary.
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Donald Trump Really Happy President Donald Trump Wants to Slash His Taxes, Give Him Millions of Dollars

When Donald Trump saw the details of President Donald Trump's tax plan, he got wet with anticipation of all that sweet moola.
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
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Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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