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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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White House Experienced Temporary Loss of White Power During Trump’s Helsinki Backpedal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBwIX4ypQjM WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During yesterday's quickly assembled meeting at the White House, President Trump...

Company Recalls Tammy Lahren Sex Doll Because Its Mouth Never Stops Moving

"Your doll can only bite so many rednecks' dicks off before you have to do something about it."

Tammy Lahren Hopes to Stand Apart From Fox News’ Miasma of Screeching, Blonde, Pseudo-Intellectual Racist Fuckmuppets

Right-wing commentator -- and Barbie in a Nazi uniform -- Tammy Lahren just landed a gig with Fox News. But will she stand out?

Jealous Sean Hannity Tells Scaramucci ‘There’s Only So Much Trump Dick to Go Around’

Sean Hannity does't want newly hired Anthony Scaramucci to get the wrong idea about how much Trump dong he's entitled to.

Tammy Lahren Adjusting to New Career as WalMart Greeter/Angry Ranter

Firebrand conservative and broomstick in a blonde wig Tammy Lahren is getting used to her new gig at WalMart, slowly but surely.

Screeching, Racist Broom Handle In A Blonde Wig To Fill In For Vacationing Tammy Lahren

Right-wing pundit Tammy Lahren is taking a much-needed vacation, and her network has found the absolute perfect analogue for her while she's gone.

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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...