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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Stephen Miller Hospitalized With ‘Self-Inflicted Crotch Wound’ After Watching Border Patrol Whip Brown People

REICH LAGOON, FLORIDA -- Former White House senior race war adviser Stephen Miller is...

Biden Asks Taliban to Trade One Stephen Miller for One Million Afghan Refugees

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the evacuation of Afghanistan continues apace, President Joe Biden has...

Penis-Shaped Racist Shares His Thoughts on Afghan Refugees With Laura Ingraham

TRANSYLVANIA, FLORIDUH -- Last night on Fox News, host Laura Ingraham welcomed a penis-shaped...

Stephen Miller Was ‘Devastated’ to Find Out the Only Nazi Trump Praised Was Hitler

According to a book that will soon hit store shelves and online retailers, former...

Stephen Miller Will Celebrate First Ever Juneteenth With ‘Ceremonial Trump T-Lighting’

BEDFORD FORREST LAKE, FLORIDA -- When President Joe Biden signed a bill into law...

Doctors Break the News to Stephen Miller: He’ll Always Look Like a Penis

It's news none of us want to get. According to published medical journals, however,...

After Meghan and Harry’s Interview, Stephen Miller Wants to Work For the Crown

"Stephen started emailing copies of his resumé to anyone who might have contact with the Crown right away."

Update: Stephen Miller is Still a Bald, Racist Cunt

When one thinks back on the four year diarrhea buffet that was the Trump...

Museum of Holocaust Denial Hires Stephen Miller as New Director

LAKE FUROR, FLORIDA -- When the previous administration left the White House a few...

McEnany and Miller Cleaning Out McNugget Dipping Sauces From Resolute Desk Drawers

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There are just seven days left on President Donald Trump's tenure,...

Stephen Miller Disappointed to Find Out His New Employer Doesn’t Offer Healthcare or 401kkk

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, soon to be former White House senior adviser Stephen...

Stephen Miller Plans to Go from Working at the White House to Working at a White Castle

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whenever a presidential administration comes to a close, there are dozens...

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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...