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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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D.C. Sewage Plant Apologizes For Letting Two Turds Escape During Biden’s State of the Union

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At some point in the past, two turds escaped from a...

Trump Plans to Be Sitting on His Fat Ass While Brandon Delivers State of the Union Address

While President Brandon is delivering the very first State of the Union Address of...

Greene Hopeful Her Voice Won’t Be Hoarse or Horsey During State of the Union Response

Tonight, President Joe Biden will deliver his first State of the Union address. Last year,...

Ted Cruz Fell Asleep During Biden’s Speech and Had a Nightmare That People Actually Like Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During President Joe Biden's first joint address to Congress last night,...

Hannity Slams Complete Sentences and Cogent Thoughts in Biden’s First Congressional Address

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News personality Sean Hannity was not in any...

Trump to Also Give Limbaugh the Presidential Medal of Oxycontin and Racism

WASHINGTON., D.C. -- Last night, President Donald J. Trump delivered his third, and potentially...

Trumpers Outraged “Classless” Pelosi Ripped Up Pussy Grabbing, Nazi Defending Birther’s Speech

All across America, patriotic, tough, hard-as-nails, salt of the earth, bootstrap pulling, rugged individualist,...

Things You Can Do With Diarrhea That Are Like Watching Trump’s State of the Union

President Donald Trump will deliver what could be his final State of the Union...

Adderall Sponsoring Trump’s Next State of the Union Address

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has reportedly inked a deal with Shire US,...

Trump Tells Secret Service to Investigate Pelosi’s ‘Threatening Sarcastic Clapping’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, President Donald Trump gave the second State of the...

We Obtained a Leaked Transcript of Trump’s State of the Union

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Through a completely unforeseen chain of events, this publication received a...

Trump Still Memorizing State Names Ahead of SOTU Address

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources in the White House are indicating that President Trump is...

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

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